Preparing for an 'ANAL INVASION'

[SuenosAmor]

Lots of good tips on this board. I'd say being vegetarian with some light carbs works best for me. They go through my system smoothly without upsetting the intestinal walls too much. I usually don't have to wipe up a lot because everything goes out cleanly.

[+ friendofsheila]

To all of those men who like to be anally invaded, there are steps to take: they follow.

 

1. Eat lightly the ......................preceding day. Vegetables take about 12 to 18 hours to go through one's system; meat takes

at least 24 hours.

2. Skip breakfast on the day you will be taking the deep plunge.

3. Have a light lunch of proteins.

4. Eat a dinner of carbs-- rice or pasta.

 

 

All this prep when I have to press my crinolines, too??