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Hello everyone!

 

I have a curious question. How would someone fake being a bottom during anal sex? Of course using a your hand is always a consideration. However are there toys on the market that could be discreetly used to simulate anal sex for your top partner?

 

Hopefully I have not crossed the line for appropriate material in the forum. I am just really curious based on a few stories I have heard. Thank you in in advance for any insight of knowledge share.

 

Cheers!

 

Tony

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HornyRetiree Mentor

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Hello everyone!

 

I have a curious question. How would someone fake being a bottom during anal sex? Of course using a your hand is always a consideration. However are there toys on the market that could be discreetly used to simulate anal sex for your top partner?

 

Hopefully I have not crossed the line for appropriate material in the forum. I am just really curious based on a few stories I have heard. Thank you in in advance for any insight of knowledge share.

 

Cheers!

 

Tony

 

You have me totally confused! Are you saying you want to be able to have the Top THINK he is penetrating your ass when he isn't?? Or are you asking for some way (that the Top knows about) to give a close to but fake anal experience to??

MikeyGMin Experienced

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Hello everyone!

 

I have a curious question. How would someone fake being a bottom during anal sex? Of course using a your hand is always a consideration. However are there toys on the market that could be discreetly used to simulate anal sex for your top partner?

 

Hopefully I have not crossed the line for appropriate material in the forum. I am just really curious based on a few stories I have heard. Thank you in in advance for any insight of knowledge share.

 

Cheers!

 

Tony

Question stands about whether you are trying to fake penetration or simulate penetration, but checkout Fort Troff. They have a toy for just about everything.

http://www.forttroff.com

Tony861 Rookie

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You have me totally confused! Are you saying you want to be able to have the Top THINK he is penetrating your ass when he isn't?? Or are you asking for some way (that the Top knows about) to give a close to but fake anal experience to??

 

Sorry for the confusion. I do not want to fake out anyone. However the gentleman I am seeing I believe is wanting to fake me out. I was just curious if anyone had any experience in this area.

LaffingBear Veteran

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Really?

 

Is this some bizarre twist on M Butterfly?

 

How about, insist on a position so you can see where you're going, and GO! And dont wonder about possibilities.

 

If an escort tried to convince me I was in his ass, not some silicone sleeve.... I'm gonna try convincing him that the Parker Brothers yellow bills I'm handing over are as real as his rectum!

nycman Grand Master

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Wait.....so you're suspicious that your sexual partner is

surreptitiously using a "device" to fool you into thinking

you're fucking him, when in reality you are pounding

said "hidden" device?

 

Easy fix.

1) get him on his stomach with his ass in the air.

2) lick his asshole until he's moaning like a bitch in heat.

3) spread his ass cheeks wide.

4) watch as your hard cock enters said wet and eager asshole.

5) problem solved.

 

Jesus Christ....I gotta teach you fuckers how to fuck too?

 

Sigh....a topman's work is never done.

nycman Grand Master

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I do know about fake vaginal sex because of Madame Butterfly

 

You twisted fucks are getting your sexual education from OPERAS !?!?!?

 

Seriously.....we NEED to get you out more!

bostonman Grand Master

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I do know about fake vaginal sex because of Madame Butterfly.

 

There is no fake vaginal sex in Madame Butterfly. (In fact, she gets knocked up, if you remember...and then she sacrifices herself for the baby's sake...)

 

I can assume you mean M. Butterfly, which is a totally different piece. :D

bostonman Grand Master

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Musical cue up of Jacky Evanko singing:

 

Let there be piece on earth and let it begin with me. . .

 

I'd much rather hear Mahalia Jackson sing it than Jackie Evancho anyday.

marylander1940 Grand Master

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There is no fake vaginal sex in Madame Butterfly. (In fact, she gets knocked up, if you remember...and then she sacrifices herself for the baby's sake...)

 

I can assume you mean M. Butterfly, which is a totally different piece. :D

 

The one where a French diplomat dates and fucks a Chinese guy thinking he is a woman.... fake vaginal sex, the guy had no pussy.

bostonman Grand Master

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The one where a French diplomat dates and fucks a Chinese guy thinking he is a woman.... fake vaginal sex, the guy had no pussy.

 

Yup - that's the play M. Butterfly, as opposed to the opera (or play) Madame Butterfly.

bostonman Grand Master

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zu

 

You knew what I meant from the very beginning.... let's go back to subject, please!

 

I tend to think many of us are still a little confused about the subject lol.

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Hello everyone! I have a curious question. How would someone fake being a bottom during anal sex? Of course using a your hand is always a consideration. However are there toys on the market that could be discreetly used to simulate anal sex for your top partner? Tony

 

You can, actually. I'm a versatile top and once dated a total top. I didn't always want to bottom, so on those days, I'd lie on my stomach, close my legs tight, and he'd fuck the crack just below my balls. It worked out great. Of course, it's best to put out a towel so he has something to cum into - I'm not a fan of getting the bed sheets all dirty.

 

He can also lie on top of you and fuck your ass cheeks. In that case, it's best that he lubes up well.

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