Funny Backpage Ad

[MiamiLooker]

"I wank you to be comfortable"

as well as

"Every photo you see is real and recent" - There's only one photo in the ad, and it's one that can be found on multiple internet sites.

 

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/MenSeekMen/100-25-years-7863890966-todo-miami/52717818

 

Hi guis my name is angelo i am the real deal & seek to provide quality service as i build regular clientele. It's not just about getting some quick cash for me. I wank you to be comfortable. Relaxed and satisfied . not your average guy willing to do anything for money but i am very humble. Chill. And non-judgmental. Mutual nude. Body. To body. Mutual touching permitted. Every photo you see is real and recent. No catfish. Nop 7863890966

[+ oldNbusted]

"It's not just about getting some quick cash for me."

 

Bwaaa haaa haaa! So it is about getting some quick cash, only not 'just". So encouraging. And since when did "body to body" not include mutual touch, what's the alternative, you can smoosh your privates together but keep your hands to yourself?

 

BP is my go to place when I need a laugh.

[LaffingBear]

Funny to those who know to be discerning...

 

I wonder how many people went for it? Or go for similar ads, that we here know to be ridiculously fake.

 

Wouldn't it be interesting if there were a website reporting:

 

"Statistics for men who think only with their crotch"?