Breaking News from the AP........

[Guest ChgoBoy]

Rick Monroe, Gets cold feet and simply vanishes from the planet, just hours before a scheduled overnight appointment with a client identified only as "Woodlawn". NYC detectives report than a gentleman calling their office, only identified as "Derek" claimed Mr. Monroe's demenor just prior to his disapperance was nervous and uncommonly withdrawn. Reports that Mr. Monroe may be travelling in disquise as a doll saleman are unconfirmed at this time. Anyone having any information regarding Mr. Monroe's disapperance is asked to call NYC detectives immediately. Derek has announced a $25.00 reward (or an overnight with Mr. Monroe, whatever the lesser value might be)for any information leading to his whereabouts.

 

AP/Wire

[Guest RandyRon]

Identification should be easy if Mr. Munroe is spotted with his pants down (this is his usual attire) as he has a very distinctive hairy ass as shown in the police picture. Also, he is not armed and will surrender easily to handsome, endowned law enforcement officers.

[Rick Munroe]

>Rick Monroe, Gets cold feet

 

I don't know who this "Monroe" character is, but Rick Munroe's feet are always warm (especially when they've received some wet kisses from an oral expert). }(

 

>NYC detectives

>report than a gentleman calling their office, only identified

>as "Derek"

 

If that's my Derek, all I can say is, he's no gentleman (at least, not when he's skull-fucking me). :9

[Guest ChgoBoy]

Well, I guess I won't be giving up my daytime job anytime soon for a career in comedy....Is this thing on? Is this thing on?

Buehler? Buehler?

[Rick Munroe]

>Well, I guess I won't be giving up my daytime job anytime

>soon for a career in comedy....

 

Hey, you just have to remember that there are three things you can't ever joke about: 9/11, AIDS and overnights with woodlawn. :o

[Guest ChgoBoy]

>>Well, I guess I won't be giving up my daytime job anytime

>>soon for a career in comedy....

>

>Hey, you just have to remember that there are three things you

>can't ever joke about: 9/11, AIDS and overnights with

>woodlawn. :o

 

 

Your overnight with Woodlawn was my main comedic focus...obviously missed by all...oh well....the others I totally agree with.