Been Down to the Farm 50 Times or More

[BewareofNick]

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. Feb 26, 2005 — A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

 

Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

 

A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.

 

 

Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.

 

He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

 

Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.

 

Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.

 

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=534515

[joel304]

If ever there was a time for suicide. How do you survive in your community, let alone jail?

 

Imagine eating burgers with him? The inevitable comments to follow. Uggh!

[skins1]

I would NEVER have sex with a cow. Because that is wrong....and I am lactose intolerant. I'D NEVER DO IT! I WOULD have sex with a horse though. You know why? Because a horse is a beautiful animal and when you have sex with a horse atleast you know you always have a ride home!!!!

:7

[joel304]

yeah ... I'd fuck a horse too. You know why ... cause they fuck me regularly at the Saratoga flat track in NY!

[Guest RandyRon]

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>He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining

>a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the

>complaint said.

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I really feel sorry for his girlfriend and/or wife. Can you imagine the jokes they are going to get?

[Guest zipperzone]

>I would NEVER have sex with a cow. Because that is

>wrong....and I am lactose intolerant.

 

It's quite possible that when he had sex with his wife or girlfriend, he was also having sex with a COW.

[Bob]

When I was a kid on the farm it wasn't the cows that turned me on but the bulls with their massive low-hangers.

[Regina]

What happened to sheep? I've always heard that you put water in front of them and they won't step into it so they keep backing into you! I do that but I just pretend instead of water it's the fire of hell that being pushed into from behind and I'm forced to keep backing up. }(

[Regina]

What happened to sheep? I've always heard that you put water in front of them and they won't step into it so they keep backing into you! I do that but I just pretend instead of water it's the fire of hell that being pushed into from behind and I'm forced to keep backing up. }(