Open Challenge to Joel

[FourAces]

I'm an old man, I am way too fat, I don't have much money, I don't have the education that you have, I live in a wasteland, I don't drive an upscale vehicle like you do, zi don't take a month off from work like you can, and from a remark you made in another thread I am not even much of a card player.

 

I won't change to make you happy. I won't be able to match your level of success or have the same full life you have. You have made this all very clear in your postings to me.

 

But I grew up as a counter culture kid. And all these years later it is still inside of me. There is so much suffering in the world that I just want to hug everone sometimes.

 

So instead of a war of words why not take advantage of me, embarass me by taking me up on this stupid challenge and making me look silly.

 

I propose that we play a heads up match of No Limit Texas Holdem. (in fact, if you travel here I will pick up the dealer tab). There are 3 or 4 casinos that will spread the game for us, you can pick the one you prefer.

 

The loser of this game will donate $5000. to the winners charity, mine will be the Storefront in San Diego.

 

Here is how it will work. We each will begin with $1,000. in chips. These are live meaning it is a real $1,000. We play No Limit till one of us has all the other persons chips. Once that is completed the losers $5,000. will be donated as noted above. So there really are no losers, you see the loser is also a winner as he can walk away feeling good about donating money to an important organization.

 

Joel, I can't run as fast as you I can't throw a baseball too far and I am not a very good card player as you say anyway.

 

Here is your opportunity to really make me look like a fool.

 

RT

[joel304]

>I'm an old man, I am way too fat, I don't have much money, I

>don't have the education that you have, I live in a wasteland,

>I don't drive an upscale vehicle like you do, zi don't take a

>month off from work like you can, and from a remark you made

>in another thread I am not even much of a card player.

 

 

1. For all you know, I'm a 14 year old girl in a mental institution.

 

2. I don't drive. I am driven. No sense in owning a car in SF.

 

3. I never said that you weren't a capable card player. In fact, I intimated just the opposite. For all I know, you're a 14 year old boy in the adjoining locked unit.

 

4. Leave the wasteland honey.

 

5. If you think that you're way too fat, try http://www.atkins.com ... I'm serious. I maintain a delicious figure, while eating no, or very little carbs. Vodca/Soda instead of tonic to feed my "addiction," with no sugar and very few carbs. I cheat every two weeks to keep me sane.

 

 

>I won't change to make you happy. I won't be able to match

>your level of success or have the same full life you have. You

>have made this all very clear in your postings to me.

 

Honey, success is measured not by money, me, or anyone else. It's measured by you. If my life was so full, wouldn't I be doing more productive things than posting on this board? Where did I make this clear to you in my postings? Who am I? Why do you care what I think?

 

 

>But I grew up as a counter culture kid. And all these years

>later it is still inside of me. There is so much suffering in

>the world that I just want to hug everone sometimes.<

 

Don't take on the world honey. You sound like a nice fella. Much nicer than me.

 

>So instead of a war of words why not take advantage of me,

>embarass me by taking me up on this stupid challenge and

>making me look silly<

 

>I propose that we play a heads up match of No Limit Texas

>Holdem. (in fact, if you travel here I will pick up the dealer

>tab). There are 3 or 4 casinos that will spread the ame for

>us, you can pick the one you prefer.

>

>The loser of this game will donate $5000. to the winners

>charity, mine will be the Storefront in San Diego<

 

I have no idea how to play Texas Holdem. I'm pretty good at Blackjack. I can see you with your cigar, whoopin my ass and tipping your cowboy hat to me though. It's a cute sight. I propose that you save the $5000 and move out of the "wasteland," and I'll take mine to Maui. I concede that I would lose the challenge.

 

>Here is how it will work. We each will begin with $1,000. in

>chips. We play No Limit till one of us has all the other

>persons chips<

 

How is this "no limit" if we start with $1000. It appears that the limit would be just that???

 

 

>Joel, I can't run as fast as you I can't throw a baseball too

>far and I am not a very good card player as you say anyway.

>

>Here is your opportunity to really make me look like a fool<

 

I don't want to make you look like a fool. Please don't refer to me as an abducting, coercive pedophile, and I won't be forced to use my limited wit against you.

 

I wish you nothing but the best. Truly. Cyber hugs from Joel.

[woodlawn]

This brief thread must have been preceded by one or more knock-down drag-out bare-knuckle fights between these combatants in other threads. How in the world did I manage to miss them?

[joel304]

>This brief thread must have been preceded by one or more

>knock-down drag-out bare-knuckle fights between these

>combatants in other threads. How in the world did I manage to

>miss them?

 

Check " Street Hustler" forum, under SF, Polk Street for a few laughs.

 

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[Guy Fawkes]

We were all being good little boys...and we needed to let off some steam? :+