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Guest zipperzone
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>Is she or isn't she???

 

He described himself (on Larry King Live) as a metro-sexual. I think it's strange that there is seldom - if ever - a female on his arm.

I have the hots for him - looks like he needs a good rim job.

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>And what about Simon?

 

Claims he is getting married later this year. On a bio thingy on TV there was much made of a buxum blonde who he claimed was his housegirl - whatever. Personally, I think he's straight but I'd still do him on an off night.

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A Good Rim Job

 

>>Is she or isn't she???

>

>He described himself (on Larry King Live) as a metro-sexual.

 

He also admitted to Ellen (according to the twink who fell in love with him and used to go see his show at Hollywood and Highland all the time - until I got cancelled), that he spends a substantial amount of money on "hair products" to get his hair to "look that good."

 

>needs a good rim job.

 

In this day and age when we are getting it dry from W, I think we could all benefit from a good tongue bath.

 

>>And what about Simon?

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>Personally, I think he's straight

>but I'd still do him on an off night.

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Standards are dropping like liberals in the Minnesota sky....

 

 

http://www.gaydar.co.uk/francodisantis

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>looks like he needs a good rim job.

 

Could you explain what do you mean by that?

 

Are you using it in the same way that Robin William used the line, "You know, you're more in need of a blowjob than any other white man in the history of the human race"?

 

...Hoover

Guest zipperzone
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>>looks like he needs a good rim job.

>

>Could you explain what do you mean by that?

 

Hard to explain, actually....

 

Call it woman's intuition.

 

I'd like to do it with him in the doggie position, that way I could reach up and pinch his nipples as I made him moan and squirm.

 

Trust me on this - he needs it real bad!

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