On the lighter side.....

[happyguy2]

To start off our weekend, here's a little joke I thought was good:

 

After work on a Friday evening, three guys were sitting in a bar, talking.

One was a doctor, one was a lawyer, and one was a biker. After a sip of his

martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my

wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn't like

the diamond ring, she will at least like the Mercedes, and she will know

that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied, "Well, on my last

anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I

figured that if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the

trip, and she would know that I love her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah? Well, for my

anniversary, I got my old lady a T-shirt and a vibrator. I figured that if

she didn't like the T-shirt, she could go fuck herself."

 

Have a great weekend everyone!

 

hg

[Guest skrubber]

LOL, LOL, LOL !!!!!

[happyguy2]

I got a message from a friend who suggested that I should have made this joke more appropriate for our board. So, here goes:

 

After work on a Friday evening, three guys were sitting in a bar, talking.

One was a doctor, one was a lawyer, and one was a biker. After a sip of his

martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my

young partner an exquisite gold bracelet and a new Mercedes. I figure that if he doesn't like

the bracelet, he will at least like the Mercedes, and he will know

that I love him."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied, "Well, on my last

anniversary, I got my bf a trendy gold necklace and a trip to the Bahamas. I

figured that if he didn't like the necklace, he would at least like the

trip, and he would know that I love him."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah? Well, for my

anniversary, I got my boytoy a T-shirt and a dildo. I figured that if

he didn't like the T-shirt, he could go fuck himself."

 

hg

[CT Dick]

And this reminds me of the foursome who finished 18 holes of golf. One went to the restroom while the others sat down for a drink. They started bragging about their sons.

 

One said his son was such a successful stock broker that he was able to give his lover a decent portfolio. The second bragged that his son was so successful a car dealer that he gave his lover a new car. The third said his son was able to give away a new house.

 

The fourth guy came back and they asked about his son. He said his son was a male escort (maybe also a White House reporter, I forget). They were all aghast and laughed in his face.

 

"Don't laugh. Just in the last month he had three clients each give him gifts: a stock portfolio, a new car, and a house." :7

 

Dick

[marc anthony]

FANTASTIC!!!!

 

:7

[happyguy2]

I must agree. hillarious!

hg