The Best Thing About Being A Gay Male Is ....

[+ FreshFluff]

Getting laid without having to buy dinner first.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Getting laid without having to buy dinner first.

 

That's a rather surprising statement coming from you.

 

I thought cat food was dirt cheap.

[+ FreshFluff]

That's a rather surprising statement coming from you.

 

I thought cat food was dirt cheap.

 

Not the kind suitable for a Persian.

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/white-persian-cat-eating-caviar-from-crystal-serving-bowl-closeup-picture-id200502239-002?s=170667a

[+ stevenkesslar]

Not the kind suitable for a Persian.

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/white-persian-cat-eating-caviar-from-crystal-serving-bowl-closeup-picture-id200502239-002?s=170667a

 

May I humbly suggest a more economical alternative?

 

https://www.google.com/amp/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/americans-eat-554-million-jack-in-the-box-tacos-a-year-and-no-one-knows-why-1483465285?client=safari

 

"More than 1000 times a minute, someone bites into what has been described as a wet envelope of cat food - and keeps eating."

 

Granted, I am bigoted on this subject. I just spent a month in Mexico, and I love comida mexicana. Back to your original post, why choose between sex and a cheap date? It's a purrfect combination.