New Virus Warning

[jackhammer91406]

Subject: New Virus

 

There is a new virus. The code name is "WORK". If you receive

WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances.

 

This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should

happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest gay bar. Order drinks immediately; and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your system.

 

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.

Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends.

 

I think I have five friends, but I am not entirely positive, so

I'm headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe.

[OneFinger]

I've visited every internet virus site I could find and WORK isn't listed. Can someone point me to a website where I can find out more about this problem?

 

I think I may already be infected. :+

[Steven_Draker]

Hey Jackhammer,

Just got back from the gay bar and found that my computer has been invaded with the new virus.

What should I do ? :+

[jackhammer91406]

Steven,

You MUST get on a plane right away, and cum over to my house IMMEDIATELY and I will show you how to get rid of this terrible virus.

This is very treatable, so do not be afraid. You can do it, I will help, since it's your birthday and all.}(