This Is A Dildo Factory

[+ Gar1eth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQayPUVoMCc

 

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[Monkey]

How informative.

[+ glennnn]

This does sort of take the romance out of it. I was picturing a process more like Harry Potter being matched up with his wand. Ah well, if the dildo fits......... Sigh!

[marylander1940]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQayPUVoMCc

 

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I wonder if they also produce this other more gym friendly variation of the product?

 

[Monkey]

This does sort of take the romance out of it. I was picturing a process more like Harry Potter being matched up with his wand. Ah well, if the dildo fits......... Sigh!

What, just entering the dildo shop and having the perfect fit just fly into your ass

[+ glennnn]

What, just entering the dildo shop and having the perfect fit just fly into your ass

 

LMAO!! Exactly, no more trips to the fitting room to try on.....er, try in 50 different lengths, girths, colors, vibrator speeds! Just a single, warm, perfectly full feeling and out the door.

[+ Gar1eth]

LMAO!! Exactly, no more trips to the fitting room to try on.....er, try in 50 different lengths, girths, colors, vibrator speeds! Just a single, warm, perfectly full feeling and out the door.

 

But @glennnn, don't you remember? Harry had to try almost every wand in the shop before he came upon his with a phoenix feather core.

 

Gman

[marylander1940]

What, just entering the dildo shop and having the perfect fit just fly into your ass

 

I wonder if the machine might look something like this?

 

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02277/Pedoscope_2277331b.jpg

 

 

[+ glennnn]

But @glennnn, don't you remember? Harry had to try almost every wand in the shop before he came upon his with a phoenix feather core.

 

Gman

 

You are right!!! Even better! I'll get my next magic dildo at a warehouse store like Dildos R Us. They will have to carry me out, unable to walk, but with a sublime, and stunned smile on my face!

[Bearofdistinction]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQayPUVoMCc

 

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Do you have video of a Dildo factory on drugs?

[dlee02]

You are right!!! Even better! I'll get my next magic dildo at a warehouse store like Dildos R Us. They will have to carry me out, unable to walk, but with a sublime, and stunned smile on my face!

 

@glennnn, I think I found you the perfect wand

 

Sex Toy Company Erects World's Largest Dildo (NFSW)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2016/08/03/worlds-largest-dildo-nsfw_n_11331478.html