WHO will it Be ?

[jjkrkwood]

NO not POTUS...... fuck that, it's ridiculous already.....

 

Who will the Bacherlorette JoJo Fletcher pick to give her FINAL ROSE to ?

 

The contenders for JoJo's pussy and another 15 minutes of fame are:

 

Robby Hayes (left) & Jordan Rodgers (right)

 

 

 

Jordan Rodgers: ex footballer and brother of football Hall of Famer Aaron Rodgers, from whom he is estranged. He is reported to be a bit of a player, and not entirely "honest" or on the show for the "right" reason... He is the frontrunner...

 

Robby Hayes: he is a competitive swimmer, and has chemistry with JoJo. Her parents like him. But it is reported he is a dawg, and dumped his girlfriend blindsided days before to go on the show and compete for JoJo's pussy.... How can you trust a man like that ?

 

 

BOTH spent the night with JoJo in the Fantasy suite so she knows what their cocks are like. But it doesnt sound to me like either one is a Dreamboat....

 

Tune in Monday night to see who the victor is....

 

 

ROBBY

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/15/18/3650183000000578-0-image-m-55_1468605306221.jpg

 

 

JORDAN

 

 

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2016/05/23/0523-jordan-rodgers-pics07-300w.jpg

 

 

And THIS is CHAD, one of the guys she let go !

 

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/06/08/18/350F9E7E00000578-3631754-image-m-34_1465407374083.jpg

 

[mattr]

I'll console Chad and let him take his anger and frustration on me in bed...

[bigvalboy]

My money's on Jordan, Robby looks like a little "Girly Man" ...and I don't mean that in a good way.

[rvwnsd]

My money's on Jordan, Robby looks like a little "Girly Man" ...and I don't mean that in a good way.

Regardless, I would be glad to "console" robby should he not be chosen.

[+ Eric Hassan]

This is like selecting Tupperware. It's all plastic and comes in slightly different shapes to convince us it's somehow different, and in the end it's just a hollow space to store crap.

[+ sf westcoaster]

Whom ever she chooses, it won't last

[+ quoththeraven]

My answer is similar to my answer to the question of whom Trump should pick as his vice presidential candidate: IDGAF.

 

What you should be watching is Unreal, a fictional sendup of a faux-Bachelor reality show called Everlasting, although I'd recommend last year's first season over this summer's more melodramatic second season. One of the co-creators and executive producers used to work on The Bachelor, so she knows whereof she speaks. The other co-creator, Marti Noxon, was co-executive producer and showrunner of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in its later seasons, so she knows how to create angst and break hearts.