Tarzan movie

[+ beethoven]

Anyone seen the new Tarzan movie? I'd gladly pay to see that gorgeous hunk in his loincloth, but the movie seems to be dreadful, at least according to Metacritic, where it scored an abysmal 43. I'm not sure if 2 hours of tedium is worth the occasional glimpse of Alexander Skaarsgard. Waiting for your reviews.....!

[Guest]

Oh, do you really need a reason to go watch a movie with Alexander Skarsgard shirtless for most of the movie? Silly plot, but who the hell cares? I mean, really? Lives in the jungle with only the animals---and a large supply of shavers and shaving cream?

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[Guest]

Just 'cause you're in the jungle, doesn't mean you can't have a nice, clean shave, you savages!

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[+ WilliamM]

Anyone seen the new Tarzan movie? I'd gladly pay to see that gorgeous hunk in his loincloth, but the movie seems to be dreadful, at least according to Metacritic, where it scored an abysmal 43. I'm not sure if 2 hours of tedium is worth the occasional glimpse of Alexander Skaarsgard. Waiting for your reviews.....!

 

Rotten Tomatoes gives Tarzan 34%, higher than I expected, but still awful.

[MrMiniver]

I didn't think the movie was very good but neither were the last few seasons of True Blood. But I'd watch him in anything shirtless. So hot.