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I am wondering how many of you have tried Pfizer's new Viagra lozenge. Is it going to revolutionize oral sex?

No, it doesn't make your tongue hard. You take it shortly before sucking cock and the meds get into your partner's dick directly, causing a super boner.

 

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Never heard of it until now, however you got me curious --it appears it is NOT made by Pfsizer, but claims to be a generic.

 

"Sildenafil Citrate Meltabs are made with the same ingredients as Viagra but are not made by Pfizer® Pharmaceuticals. The active ingredient, Sildenafil Citrate is compounded to break down in the mouth and enter the bloodstream immediately, rather than being digested like regular Viagra tablets.

Although both Sildenafil Citrate Meltabs and Viagra® contain the same active ingredient (Sildenafil Citrate), they are not the same. That's because Viagra® is a pill that you have to digest, and as with all pills, it's slowly absorbed into the stomach lining before entering the blood stream. Sildenafil Citrate Meltabs dissolve in your mouth, which allows them to enter your blood stream much faster."

 

"Sildenafil Citrate Meltabs become active in the blood stream within 15 minutes. This is not only more enjoyable for you, but also better for your sexual partner. By increasing the spontaneity and longevity of your sexual encounters."

 

http://www.buy-meltabs.com/faq.html

 

Pfiser warns:

 

http://www.viagra.com/buyviagraonline/quickDissolving.asp

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Lucky's description is entertaining and funny reflecting the medical net worth of the phony lozenge.

 

There is nothing about this for me that advances the advantages of the Viagra pill. Operationally, the lozenge would be ackward at best. So you're going to sit there dissolving a pill in your mouth when you could be spending quality time cuddling, making out, and relentlessly sucking cock.

 

Plus, the directions say having a cheekburger or french fries can slow the metabolism down. How many people would that knock off their feet around here.

 

I'll stick to taking the pill, one swallow and that's that, for a sucking and fucking free for all concluded by sucking on spent cock. Pure protein, pure fun you can count on. :9

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RE: Butt Hard

 

It has been brought to my attention that there is also a Viagra suppository in the works. The holdup is that the goo can't work on the fucker's dick until he actually gets it inside...which, of course, is the problem in the first place!

 

Crystal afficionados are volunteering in droves for these studies, however.

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F.D.A. Warns of Suppositories Containing Viagra Ingredient

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

 

Published: November 3, 2004

 

 

WASHINGTON, Nov. 2 (AP) - The Food and Drug Administration warned consumers on Tuesday not to buy or use nonprescription supplements known as Actra-Rx or Yilishen because they contain the active ingredient in the prescription drug Viagra and could lower blood pressure to unsafe levels.

 

The agency also instructed employees to block imports of the supplements, which are advertised on Web sites as treatments for erectile dysfunction, calling them "dangerous and even life-threatening." The agency said the supplement bears the name Yilishen when it is imported from China and is sold as Actra-Rx in the United States.

 

Laura Alvey, an F.D.A. spokeswoman, said the matter was under an investigation that could lead to criminal or civil enforcement actions.

 

In 1998, when the agency approved Viagra, the first pill to treat impotence, it warned consumers not to use the drug in combination with products containing nitrates to avoid lowering blood pressure.

 

Because people buy Actra-Rx without a doctor's prescription, however, consumers receive no such warning.

 

Despite an all-natural label, Actra-Rx capsules contain prescription strength levels of sildenafil, the active drug ingredient in Viagra, according to a letter published in February issue of The Journal of the American Medical Association. The letter said that chemical analyses found an average of 55 milligrams of sildenafil per capsule of Actra-Rx and Niagra Actra-Rx, another name under which the product has been sold.

 

Follow-up testing by the federal agency confirmed that Actra-Rx contained prescription-strength levels of sildenafil. The recommended dose for Viagra, produced by Pfizer, is 50 milligrams. Some men take as little as 25 milligrams or as much as 100 milligrams.

 

Body Basics, a Los Angeles-based company, is identified in a corporate voice-mail message as the manufacturer of Actra-Rx, but a spokesman declined to comment on Tuesday. The company's Web site advertises Actra-Rx as a "natural sexual enhancer" available in starter kits of 10 pills for $78.99.

 

According to the F.D.A., the sildenafil in Actra-Rx can interact with certain prescription drugs that contain nitrates or nitrates in illicit substances, lowering blood pressure to unsafe levels.

 

Men at risk include those with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol or heart disease.

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