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jjkrkwood Grand Master

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This is how I travel with my drugs..... Think they'll notice ?

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/05/article-0-1A22F725000005DC-563_306x802.jpg

whipped guy Grand Master

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I always wondered what the TSA screeners who monitor the X-ray units at airports think of guys with extra large baskets or women with big breasts!

 

http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tsa-scans-pistol.jpg

 

In any event I swear that most of the TSA guys are gay as I always get the pat down... and once when at Key West when I was wearing shorts and a tank top. Yeah! I was really trying to conceal something there! They all say that they doubt it's something I concealed, but simply a function of the fabrication of what I am wearing. YEAH! A good line to use to cover getting a cheap feel.

bigvalboy Grand Master

bigvalboy

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I always wondered what the TSA screeners who monitor the X-ray units at airports think of guys with extra large baskets or women with big breasts!

 

http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tsa-scans-pistol.jpg

 

In any event I swear that most of the TSA guys are gay as I always get the pat down... and once when at Key West when I was wearing shorts and a tank top. Yeah! I was really trying to conceal something there! They all say that they doubt it's something I concealed, but simply a function of the fabrication of what I am wearing. YEAH! A good line to use to cover getting a cheap feel.

 

Hmmmm...A cheap feel you say ;)...Well they can grope me all they want. And as Whoopi says, "And if you find something you like, feel free to pull on it" :D

[url=http://time.com/3822487/tsa-sexual-assault-denver/][/url]

http://time.com/3822487/tsa-sexual-assault-denver/

 

Former TSA Agent: Groping Scandal Is Business as Usual

whipped guy Grand Master

whipped guy

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Hmmmm...A cheap feel you say ;)

http://time.com/3822487/tsa-sexual-assault-denver/

 

Former TSA Agent: Groping Scandal Is Business as Usual

LOL! The funniest one was the pervert geriatric TSA guy who was diligently inspecting the young twenty something female who was wearing flip flops, hot pants, and a bikini top. He practically made her jump through hoops and was totally oblivious to other passengers who were wearing clothing that theoretically might have concealed something. It was at a very small airport in Florida where a plane that would hold about twenty passengers was about ready to take off. That it occurred in such a small venue for all to see make it all the more hilarious.

jjkrkwood Grand Master

jjkrkwood

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I always wear a pretty "matched" set just in case I am inspected....

 

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/images/08/18/620.planeattire.irpt.jpg

 

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/airline-man.jpg

Truereview Grand Master

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This is the only kind of suspicious package I wanna see at an airport...

 

http://www.nakedguysblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/CFNM-Searched-Naked-at-the-Airport-8.jpg

jjkrkwood Grand Master

jjkrkwood

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Hmmmm, I might apply for this job after I retire.....

 

http://i.imgur.com/CmnbpGE.jpg http://bestgaytravelguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tsa-airport-travel-pat-down.jpg

bigvalboy Grand Master

bigvalboy

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Hmmmm, I might apply for this job after I retire.....

 

http://i.imgur.com/CmnbpGE.jpg http://bestgaytravelguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tsa-airport-travel-pat-down.jpg

 

LMAO....

jjkrkwood Grand Master

jjkrkwood

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This is the only kind of suspicious package I wanna see at an airport...

 

http://www.nakedguysblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/CFNM-Searched-Naked-at-the-Airport-8.jpg

 

He obviously listened to his mama about wearing CLEAN underwear. Not even a trace of "yellow" on them

AdamSmith Grand Master

AdamSmith

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He obviously listened to his mama about wearing CLEAN underwear. Not even a trace of "yellow" on them

Hmm! Wonder what they do if you are wearing Depends?!

Truereview Grand Master

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Hmm! Wonder what they do if you are wearing Depends?!

It is usually not depends that calls for suspicion. However, this sets alarms off:

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/30/article-2270702-17407699000005DC-634_634x478.jpg

AdamSmith Grand Master

AdamSmith

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I think Adam Smith may have lost THIS package at the airport ?

 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6bxavHBG71qi8t0mo1_500.jpg

The nip stud would set off alarms!

 

Otherwise, NP! :D

jjkrkwood Grand Master

jjkrkwood

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The nip stud would set off alarms!

 

Otherwise, NP! :D

 

 

Putting him side-by-side with My new avatar, it's like I'm looking in a mirror. Perhaps WE were separated at birth ?

 

09dvd-1-650.jpg

whipped guy Grand Master

whipped guy

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Hmmmm, I might apply for this job after I retire.....

 

http://i.imgur.com/CmnbpGE.jpg http://bestgaytravelguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tsa-airport-travel-pat-down.jpg

Well! I'm retired! I just sent in my application!

 

It certainly beats being the Greeter At Walmart where you always run the risk of getting trampled to death on Black Friday...

jjkrkwood Grand Master

jjkrkwood

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Well! I'm retired! I just sent in my application!

 

It certainly beats being the Greeter At Walmart where you always run the risk of getting trampled to death on Black Friday...

 

Not if you take a "sick day".... o_O

bigvalboy Grand Master

bigvalboy

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Putting him side-by-side with My new avatar, it's like I'm looking in a mirror. Perhaps WE were separated at birth ?

 

09dvd-1-650.jpg

HA!..I was just about to say that, only more like mother daughter? OK...Feel free to call me a biotch. :D

whipped guy Grand Master

whipped guy

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HA!..I was just about to say that, only more like mother daughter? OK...Feel free to call my a biotch. :D

My thoughts exactly... Definitely mother daughter! Here from an earlier time and place... Time may have since taken its toll, but I'm sure they're still wearing the same style of heels...

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/16/article-1170348-0460C26B000005DC-203_468x662.jpg

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