Which would you choose?

[N13]

Would you rather be 'average' looking with a small dick and a lot of intelligence or dumb and beautiful with a big dick?

[LADoug1]

Avg/sml/intelligent. An intelligent guy knows how to use his penis effectively regardless of size. And intelligence can make an average looking guy look attractive and desired.

[jjkrkwood]

Avg/sml/intelligent. An intelligent guy knows how to use his penis effectively regardless of size. And intelligence can make an average looking guy look attractive and desired.

 

 

 

For some perhaps....I don't subscribe to that school of thought. A paper bag over the head, and a big schlong hanging beneath work for me ! Not to mention the power a big cocked dude feels when he looks in his mirror....

[+ Truereview]

For some perhaps....I don't subscribe to that school of thought. A paper bag over the head, and a big schlong hanging beneath work for me ! Not to mention the power a big cocked dude feels when he looks in his mirror....

Let me make sure I understood you. The question was what you prefer for yourself to be out of two options. so you are saying you rather be big-cocked, dumb, and beautiful than to be avg/sml/int? Just making sure I understood your desire before the genie arrives to grant your wish.

[+ Gar1eth]

It's a tough question. How dumb?

 

Gman

[jjkrkwood]

Let me make sure I understood you. The question was what you prefer for yourself to be out of two options. so you are saying you rather be big-cocked, dumb, and beautiful than to be avg/sml/int? Just making sure I understood your desire before the genie arrives to grant your wish.

 

YUP, you got it right TR...... I'm not sure I ever met a guy that wanted to go thru life with a "small wiener" BY CHOICE.... ? Now, send that fuckin Genie over !!!!

[Brian Kevin]

I'm already a grower, not a shower. so I'll stick with what I got. However, once it grows you best believe your tight little ass I'm a shower

[jjkrkwood]

I'm already a grower, not a shower. so I'll stick with what I got. However, once it grows you best believe your tight little ass I'm a shower

 

 

 

 

Well Mr Kevin, you gave me the Vapors.... I must say then, you chose the right Profession. !

[+ Truereview]

YUP, you got it right TR...... I'm not sure I ever met a guy that wanted to go thru life with a "small wiener" BY CHOICE.... ? Now, send that fuckin Genie over !!!!

 

Good to know!

 

As for me, I go with average, small, intelligent as my choice as long as the genie grants @jjkrkwood his wish and puts a love spell on him to be at my beckoning call.

[jjkrkwood]

Good to know!

 

As for me, I go with average, small, intelligent as my choice as long as the genie grants @jjkrkwood his wish and puts a love spell on him to be at my beckoning call.

 

 

 

TR, if men were able to choose cock size the way women can choose breast augmentation, how many do you honestly think would say "Oh, i'll take the 3" soft/ 5" hard model " ???

[+ glennnn]

I've been perfectly happy, lo these many years, with a very high IQ, better than average looks and a 6.5 inch cock. Neither i, nor my lovers and loved ones, have complained. I've always kept an 8 inch dildo handy for extra large holes. That's the "intelligent" part.

[+ Truereview]

TR, if men were able to choose cock size the way women can choose breast augmentation, how many do you honestly think would say "Oh, i'll take the 3" soft/ 5" hard model " ???

I have no idea. I know what I would do if the offer for a big cock & handsome looks comes with the caveat that I have to be dumb: I would go for the 3 or 5 incher option every time. And since that would guarantee me some kind of intelligence & average looks, I'm pretty sure I'd make the best of it, and if I couldn't, id go hire the best of it.

 

Furthermore, I really hope that if medical advances grant us a solution for cock augmentation, we, men, stop and carefully try to learn from our female sisters and the ordeal they've put themselves thru just to meet some fucking ridiculous breast size standards.

 

***Disclaimer: my cock is a delicious uncut chorizo at 7.5. Escorts to the front of the line for inspection purposes, pls***

[+ Funguy]

You know, there is also the "Goldilocks" size: not too small, not too big!

[N13]

Let me make sure I understood you. The question was what you prefer for yourself to be out of two options. so you are saying you rather be big-cocked, dumb, and beautiful than to be avg/sml/int? Just making sure I understood your desire before the genie arrives to grant your wish.

 

The question is which would you choose.

[+ glennnn]

[Quote

 

***Disclaimer: my cock is a delicious uncut chorizo at 7.5. Escorts to the front of the line for inspection purposes, pls***

 

TR

I agree with all you said, except the part about escorts to the front of the line. I want to check out your 7.5, uncut beauty. I do LOVE chorizo and worked briefly as a USDA meat inspector. Out of the way, escorts, a licensed professional is coming through to perform the all important taste test.

[+ Truereview]

TR

I agree with all you said, except the part about escorts to the front of the line. I want to check out your 7.5, uncut beauty. I do LOVE chorizo and worked briefly as a USDA meat inspector. Out of the way, escorts, a licensed professional is coming through to perform the all important taste test.

How could I possibly refuse such a charming offer? @glennnn , you already know you have VIP seating with me. Smooch.

[jjkrkwood]

I have no idea. I know what I would do if the offer for a big cock & handsome looks comes with the caveat that I have to be dumb: I would go for the 3 or 5 incher option every time. And since that would guarantee me some kind of intelligence & average looks, I'm pretty sure I'd make the best of it, and if I couldn't, id go hire the best of it.

 

Furthermore, I really hope that if medical advances grant us a solution for cock augmentation, we, men, stop and carefully try to learn from our female sisters and the ordeal they've put themselves thru just to meet some fucking ridiculous breast size standards.

 

***Disclaimer: my cock is a delicious uncut chorizo at 7.5. Escorts to the front of the line for inspection purposes, pls***

 

 

 

Disclaimers always make things BETTER......:p:p

 

Hmmm, but one is wondering if those are 7.5 delicious INTERNET inches ?

[+ glennnn]

As I've said before, anything over a mouthful is wasted anyway. If it is really delicious, and (breathing hard) INTACT, what does an inch more or less matter. On second thought, a little advice from an experienced escort would help me properly handle my first uncut chorizo.... TR deserves a team effort.

[+ Truereview]

Hmmm, but one is wondering if those are 7.5 delicious INTERNET inches ?

Lol! That's precisely why I'm asking for true connoisseurs to test it out!

 

...On second thought, a little advice from an experienced escort would help me properly handle my first uncut chorizo.... TR deserves a team effort.

Bring on the team effort, baby. I'm happy to be a buffet.

 

NOW...BACK TO OP's QUESTION PLEASE:

 

Would you rather be 'average' looking with a small dick and a lot of intelligence or dumb and beautiful with a big dick?

[+ friendofsheila]

Boy, people drive questions like this CLEAR OFF THE RAILS in no time!

[jjkrkwood]

***Disclaimer: my cock is a delicious uncut chorizo at 7.5. Escorts to the front of the line for inspection purposes, pls***

As I've said before, anything over a mouthful is wasted anyway. If it is really delicious, and (breathing hard) INTACT, what does an inch more or less matter. On second thought, a little advice from an experienced escort would help me properly handle my first uncut chorizo.... TR deserves a team effort.

 

 

Sorry, I dont agree. Anything more than a mouthful can be saved for Later..... you never know when you will crave a snack in the middle of the night ?

[jjkrkwood]

Boy, people drive questions like this CLEAR OFF THE RAILS in no time!

 

 

Well that's because I would really like to know WHY the OP wants to know ? Is he about to make a deal with the devil ? Just curious ? Couldnt think of anything else to start a thread for ? Or is it something more personal ? Inquiring minds.....

[+ Funguy]

Would you rather be 'average' looking with a small dick and a lot of intelligence or dumb and beautiful with a big dick?

How about intelligent, beautiful, and just average? If so, give me a jingle, or is it a jiggle?

[marylander1940]

Would you rather be 'average' looking with a small dick and a lot of intelligence or dumb and beautiful with a big dick?

 

Depends... was I born with our without money?

 

A dumb guy with a big cock could make a lot of money doing a very old job...

[bigvalboy]

I would rather be average looking, small dick, with a lot of intelligence. With a lot of intelligence, I could get a good enough job to pay for someone who is dumb and beautiful, with a big dick...Oh wait, that's what actually happened...Never mind.