Today's Featured Escort Review

[Despardo]

I nominate Pierre CorVair for best escort name of the month.

 

(Hey! Just noticed. I'm a Baron now!)

[BabyBoomer]

The Chevrolet Corvair (1960-1969) was one of the ugliest cars ever made. Engine in the rear like VW Beetle, trunk up front. In a front end collision of any consequence you stood little chance of survival.

 

Comedian Ernie Kovacs was probably the cars most famous victim when he died in a January 1962 accident.

 

~ Boomer ~

[Despardo]

The Chevrolet Corvair (1960-1969) was one of the ugliest cars ever made. Engine in the rear like VW Beetle, trunk up front. In a front end collision of any consequence you stood little chance of survival.

 

Comedian Ernie Kovacs was probably the cars most famous victim when he died in a January 1962 accident.

 

~ Boomer ~

Remember it well. My family's next door neighbor bought one to replace his Rambler station wagon, but my best friend was smarter than that. He bought a 1972 Ford Pinto.

 

BTW, the escort's tag line on his Twitter account is "Unsafe at Any Speed!"