Early morning good times

[jackjackjack]

Look Greg, I can share you this time with a few but damn I'm just not going to share your ass with the rest of the prison population...no matter how much you beg. Got it? hahahaha

[jackjackjack]

I get it. As I said, I get that women do nothing for you or turn you off sexually. I'm just hoping for a little courtesy in the way it's expressed. It was "not even worth" remark that bugged me. (More annoyed than offended.) The rest I can roll with.

ammended.

[nycguy]

Now there's more than enough of me to go around for the both of you.....or mormore.oops there I go again being a dirty whore lol.

 

I could make you an even dirtier whore.

[Bob]

did he/she have teeth? They say when they are missing all their teeth the bj is so much better

 

This is definitely true. I've only had the opportunity once but it was the absolute best bj ever and I've had and I've had many many occurrences with which to compare.

[tyro]

I mean no offense to the ladies but I'm all about the man, ass and dick. Mmmm men, ass and dick.

 

Hugs,

Greg

I still wuv you, Greggy.

T

[seaboy4hire]

I could make you an even dirtier whore.

 

Bring it! I'm waiting. Well.....

 

Hugs,

Greg

[seaboy4hire]

I still wuv you, Greggy.

T

 

How could one not? I mean I'm just so darn cute in the ordinary non fancy kinda way.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[nycguy]

Bring it! I'm waiting. Well....

 

Is the anticipation of your whore training making your hole ache for cock?

[+ friendofsheila]

Miss Manners would say that there are two answers to her question: "Yes, please," or "No, thank you."

 

You helped spread civility by choosing the latter.

[+ friendofsheila]

what good ol' Gertrude would say in relation to this offer: A mouth is a mouth is a mouth

 

And we use this phrase often enough when trying to talk Mr. Unreachable Straight Guy into a BJ!!

[+ bashful]

did he/she have teeth?

 

LOL. Was at a bar on a slow night with a work buddy, when a women with "summer" teeth (some were there, some were not) approached us. I laughed out loud. Quickly, the bartender came over and shooed her away. I laughed even more.

[Moondance]

In in my how-to-be-a-total-slut book, I'd go by what good ol' Gertrude would say in relation to this offer: A mouth is a mouth is a mouth

 

TR, you know perfectly well that "good ol' Gertrude" would slap you silly (or have Alice do it) for that paraphrasing.

 

But you put her in my mind, and I (just as inappropriately--oops!) couldn't help but think of another of her famous phrases -- There was no there there -- when the thread veered into dicks vs. vaginas. (Of course, she was talking about Oakland. And I don't mean to suggest that vaginas are like Oakland ... honest, I don't.)

[+ Truereview]

TR, you know perfectly well that "good ol' Gertrude" would slap you silly (or have Alice do it) for that paraphrasing.

I might like it depending on where the slap is landing

[seaboy4hire]

I might like it depending on where the slap is landing

 

Come here and let me show you

 

Hugs,

Greg

[+ Truereview]

Come here and let me show you

 

Hugs,

Greg

Ay Papi, que ricooooooooo!!!!