Early morning good times

[seaboy4hire]

Got offered a bj at 445am while waiting for my bus for work by a crack whore. I politely declined the offer.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[+ WmClarke]

[craigville beach]

Got offered a bj at 445am while waiting for my bus for work by a crack whore. I politely declined the offer.

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

you have all the luck

[+ Just Sayin]

at first I thought, oh, wow! that would be fun, but then I thought about the offeror, and I thought, poor guy; he needs help

[+ Funguy]

I LOVE morning sex!!!!!!!!

[stop]

Got offered a bj at 445am while waiting for my bus for work by a crack whore. I politely declined the offer.

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

did he/she have teeth? They say when they are missing all their teeth the bj is so much better

[+ Funguy]

Ask WG

[seaboy4hire]

While sexy time in the morning is fun she had three strikes against her. 1 i was in my way to work, no time 2 she was a crack whore 3 no dick all vag. ICKY!

 

Hugs,

Greg

[+ Truereview]

While sexy time in the morning is fun she had three strikes against her. 1 i was in my way to work, no time 2 she was a crack whore 3 no dick all vag. ICKY!

 

Hugs,

Greg

Wait, Gregorito...on #3: how do you know she was all vag and no dik? Did you conduct a thorough inspection?

 

In in my how-to-be-a-total-slut book, I'd go by what good ol' Gertrude would say in relation to this offer: A mouth is a mouth is a mouth

[seaboy4hire]

Wait, Gregorito...on #3: how do you know she was all vag and no dik? Did you conduct a thorough inspection?

 

In in my how-to-be-a-total-slut book, I'd go by what good ol' Gertrude would say in relation to this offer: A mouth is a mouth is a mouth

 

I didnt want to catch any cooties. I wasnt touching her.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[jackjackjack]

While sexy time in the morning is fun she had three strikes against her. 1 i was in my way to work, no time 2 she was a crack whore 3 no dick all vag. ICKY!

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

SHE?????? It was a SHE????? Doesn't bring to mind the tiniest, itsy bitsy, dirty thought.

[jackjackjack]

Wait, Gregorito...on #3: how do you know she was all vag and no dik? Did you conduct a thorough inspection?

 

In in my how-to-be-a-total-slut book, I'd go by what good ol' Gertrude would say in relation to this offer: A mouth is a mouth is a mouth

 

No, no, no, no. Not with a female mouth. Not now, not ever.

[+ Truereview]

No, no, no, no. Not with a female mouth. Not now, not ever.

Oh, oh...the gender police is gonna get ya, J3! Brace yourself for a lashing on equal tonguing and deep-throating abilities!

Kidding aside, I've benefited from both genders and I think there are minimal differences in the fallatio dept. Now, what is full of differences and bias is my mindset

[seaboy4hire]

I mean no offense to the ladies but I'm all about the man, ass and dick. Mmmm men, ass and dick.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[jackjackjack]

Oh, oh...the gender police is gonna get ya, J3! Brace yourself for a lashing on equal tonguing and deep-throating abilities!

Kidding aside, I've benefited from both genders and I think there are minimal differences in the fallatio dept. Now, what is full of differences and bias is my mindset

 

My hands are up. Let the gender police take me away. I just have no interest and my dick doesn't have any interest either. Mainly because I've been gay for.... let's see now..... for how long... let me think..... mmmm ...

oh yea, FOREVER. .

[+ Truereview]

My hands are up. Let the gender police take me away. I just have no interest and my dick doesn't have any interest either. Mainly because I've been gay for.... let's see now..... for how long... let me think..... mmmm ...

oh yea, FOREVER. .

Take me with ya...I love me some jail action!

[jackjackjack]

Take me with ya...I love me some jail action!

 

Truer... Why you little slut. My mind didn't even go there. But now that you mentioned it...interesting. Do we get to pick our own cell mate?

[+ quoththeraven]

I don't care who you love or what they're packing. But it is kinder not to express it in a "wimmin have cooties" (or "are worthless") kinda way. There are some of us around here, and quite possibly more lurking, just as there are plenty of gentlemen lurkers.

 

Also, disclaimer: I am nevertheless only speaking for myself here.

[jackjackjack]

I don't care who you love or what they're packing. But it is kinder not to express it in a "wimmin have cooties" (or "are worthless") kinda way. There are some of us around here, and quite possibly more lurking, just as there are plenty of gentlemen lurkers.

 

Also, disclaimer: I am nevertheless only speaking for myself here.

 

Never mean to offend. I apologize if I have. It was not about women, it's just about sex.

[+ Truereview]

Truer... Why you little slut. My mind didn't even go there. But now that you mentioned it...interesting. Do we get to pick our own cell mate?

Pick me, pick Greg! Let's make this happen. You two go first and I will follow.........

[+ quoththeraven]

Never mean to offend. I apologize if I have. It was not about women, it's just about sex.

 

I get it. As I said, I get that women do nothing for you or turn you off sexually. I'm just hoping for a little courtesy in the way it's expressed. It was "not even worth" remark that bugged me. (More annoyed than offended.) The rest I can roll with.

[seaboy4hire]

I don't care who you love or what they're packing. But it is kinder not to express it in a "wimmin have cooties" (or "are worthless") kinda way. There are some of us around here, and quite possibly more lurking, just as there are plenty of gentlemen lurkers.

 

Also, disclaimer: I am nevertheless only speaking for myself here.

 

Oh no, I'm certain this one had something. I was hesitant on letting her use my lighter. I know not all girls have cooties.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[+ Truereview]

Greg and crack whore sitting in a tree....

[jackjackjack]

Pick me, pick Greg! Let's make this happen. You two go first and I will follow.........

Truer, I'm a very generous person however but in this situation Greg is mine...all mine..... However, since Greg called himself a whore or was it a slut?.... I can't remember....either name works for him, of course.......after I'm done with him, I'll be glad to shove him into your cell. Have at him.

[seaboy4hire]

Truer, I'm a very generous person however but in this situation Greg is mine...all mine..... However, since Greg called himself a whore or was it a slut?.... I can't remember....either name works for him, of course.......after I'm done with him, I'll be glad to shove him into your cell. Have at him.

 

Now there's more than enough of me to go around for the both of you.....or mormore.oops there I go again being a dirty whore lol.

 

Hugs,

Greg