Such a Tease

[Guest zipperzone]

I live in a highrise.

 

This morning as I was sitting at my computer(which is in front of a large window)catching up on the weekend stuff on Hooboy - low and behold - in front of my eyes was hot hot hot 25ish window washer lowering himself into my line of vision. I had known that the windows were being washed as there were ropes hanging from the roof, but I hadn't given it a second thought as I sat there buck naked, surfing away.

 

Being face to face with this beauty gave me a start, but I thought it would look rather silly if I was to coverup at that point.

 

So, he just swiped away at my window with his squeegie, all the time getting a look at poor me.

 

When he had finished, he gave his basket (ample I might add) a couple of sqeezes, winked at me, and descended below my line of vision.

 

I was afraid I would have to call the paramedics as I felt quite dizzy.

 

What a great way to start a Monday.

[+ deej]

When I worked on the 20th floor of a hi-rise in downtown Chicago, the hi-rise across the street was residential. The woman who lived directly opposite my desk was quite the exhibitionist.

 

We could never predict when, but she'd moon us or flash her tits occasionally. My desk became quite a popular gathering place for the heteros in the office, just hoping to get a show.

 

I, of course, wished it was a guy with an ass like Rick Munroe's. Although I'll admit I enjoyed seeing the humpy blond kid that worked for us get all worked up.