A hidden surprise from Planet Romeo . . .

[+ honcho]

I have an account on Planet Romeo, but don't visit it frequently. I think it is a really, really, well organized

site, and wish it had more traction here in the US. (like squirt.org, dudesnude or bateworld).

 

One of the features is that they rely on users to determine the NSFW-ness of submitted photos before

making them publically available, and it was not unexpected to get a message like this from them:

 

Sorting the pics is the name of the game

 

Hi cuirhautbois,

 

Sorting the pics is the name of the game,

where the photos you see are never the same.

 

“Non-sexual” and “Hardcore” are easy to spot,

But here on the site that’s not the whole lot.

“Some skin” and “Softcore” can get a bit sticky,

And determining the difference can be sometimes tricky.

 

If you can show it to your friends, your relatives, or your next of kin,

then you can pretty much say, it goes in “Some skin”.

If it's erotic and sexy but not porn to go for,

then you can probably bet, that it goes in “Softcore”.

 

“Illegal” is a category that stands all alone,

and the guidelines for this are fully our own.

Someone under 18, or sex with animals in pics,

are definitely things in the “Illegal” mix.

Simulated rape or violence in pics is taboo

and discriminatory images are inappropriate too.

 

For help along the way, we have a few tips to share,

just hover your mouse over a category with care.

When something pops up it’s not much of a surprise,

The guidelines appear right in front of your eyes.

 

Join in on the fun, it’s easy to do.

It may get you hot, or you may have a laugh or two.

 

What are you waiting for, it’s as easy as pie,

just follow the guidelines and [give it a try].

 

Happy Classifying!

Your PlanetRomeo Team

 

P.S. A ‘Classify Pictures’ link can also be found in the shortcut menu

on the lower right-hand side of the ‘Home’ page. Or if not you can

navigate to: ‘My Romeo & Administration' > ‘Users help Users’ > ‘Picture

Classification’

 

I scanned it and didn't think anything about it for a minute or two, and then realized

it was rhyming.

 

Considering my impression that it is based in the NL, that was quite impressive!