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Soooooooooooooo my blond ass..... ALWAYS waits until last minute to purchase travel tickets, which is fine and not terribly expensive. Sooo Amtrak, my go to hooker-transportation device, is ALL SOLD OUT! :'( Greyhound, as many of you know, caused me terrible pain and suffering as I was in a bus accident in the tunnel leaving NYC, this event took place days after joining the forum. Curiosity killed the cat and at 214$ for a one-way ticket that, in total travel time equaled about 20-22 hours. No. Just. Fucking. No!

 

Sooooooooooooo..... This bitch looked up flights. Why is it they are 133$? Last minute? Are you kidding me? Can I call amtrak and complain? I HATE flying. I can't bring the one thing I would like to that would make my Christmas extra Marry on the plane.

 

Looks like I'll be left flying high and dry after I get to the airport :'(

 

American Airlines.... 133$ last minute flight to Fayetteville, NC. Fort Bragg, here I come. These soldiers aren't even ready !!!!!!

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Soooooooooooooo my blond ass..... ALWAYS waits until last minute to purchase travel tickets, which is fine and not terribly expensive. Sooo Amtrak, my go to hooker-transportation device, is ALL SOLD OUT! :'( Greyhound, as many of you know, caused me terrible pain and suffering as I was in a bus accident in the tunnel leaving NYC, this event took place days after joining the forum. Curiosity killed the cat and at 214$ for a one-way ticket that, in total travel time equaled about 20-22 hours. No. Just. Fucking. No!

 

Sooooooooooooo..... This bitch looked up flights. Why is it they are 133$? Last minute? Are you kidding me? Can I call amtrak and complain? I HATE flying. I can't bring the one thing I would like to that would make my Christmas extra Marry on the plane.

 

Looks like I'll be left flying high and dry after I get to the airport :'(

 

American Airlines.... 133$ last minute flight to Fayetteville, NC. Fort Bragg, here I come. These soldiers aren't even ready !!!!!!

mmmmm military men. :D

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This bud's for you!

http://www.californiamarijuanacollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Harvest-of-Tempe-Medical-Marijuana-Dispensary3.jpg

...always one of Amtrak's great advantages over flying.

Brian Kevin Rising Star

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This bud's for you!

http://www.californiamarijuanacollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Harvest-of-Tempe-Medical-Marijuana-Dispensary3.jpg

...always one of Amtrak's great advantages over flying.

 

Thank you !!!! I have a college friend in Fayetteville she can get bud from someone so I'm relieved. Now to binge drink until my flight. Mwahhahaha. And binge smoke. Lolololol. I just hate the idea of being completely off the ground. If I die y'all better get drunk and high at the same time, while drinkimg champagne on an airplane. (If this happens and I'm actually dead, I will end up haunting everyone for partying so hard with out me... Hmmm on second thought I could just stalk these couple of guys I have man crushes on cough boomerbanks cough) I need to thank whom ever quoted us on how to hide our profile visits. Hahahahahaha

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I'm complaining about 133$ though. Who does that -.- I was willing to pay the 225$ Amtrak though. Isn't this world solo backawards some times. I love priceline !!! I'm pricelines hoe. I give them sooo much money, but I save so much more >:D

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I'm complaining about 133$ though. Who does that -.- I was willing to pay the 225$ Amtrak though. Isn't this world solo backawards some times. I love priceline !!! I'm pricelines hoe. I give them sooo much money, but I save so much more >:D

Hmmm.. I wonder when we can priceline escorts :p

Brian Kevin Rising Star

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I would think Hotwire... :eek:

 

nope I stick with priceline I have ALOT of hotels unlocked in all the cities I frequent. I wish I was on this site since the first time I herd of it. I thought it was all just nonsense. I didn't think there could possibly be a forum for this............. ALWAYS LISTEN TO @bostonman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thank you !!!! I have a college friend in Fayetteville she can get bud from someone so I'm relieved. Now to binge drink until my flight. Mwahhahaha. And binge smoke. Lolololol. I just hate the idea of being completely off the ground. If I die y'all better get drunk and high at the same time, while drinkimg champagne on an airplane. (If this happens and I'm actually dead, I will end up haunting everyone for partying so hard with out me... Hmmm on second thought I could just stalk these couple of guys I have man crushes on cough boomerbanks cough) I need to thank whom ever quoted us on how to hide our profile visits. Hahahahahaha

Couldn't you just bring some Alice B. Toklas Brownies on an airplane?

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Ix-nay! Some of those sniffer dogs are looking for drugs, not just explosives.

 

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/04/130407/detection-dogs-learning-to-pass-the-sniff-test/

 

Exactly. Pay attention to what AdamSmith is saying. No contraband or funky stuff when flying. You might also be careful what you eat/smoke/drink before getting on a plane in case that stuff plus flying upsets your stomach. On a plan in the air and sick is not fun.

 

Merry Christmas!!

 

If you want to give us some holiday and 2016 gifts Brian, please get a bunch of Ft. Bragg soldiers to join the site and become companions to us :)

Brian Kevin Rising Star

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Even on domestic flights? I'd think the dog-training emphasis would be shifting to combustibles, especially since ~19 states have some kind of legalized pot.

Just curious.

 

 

Fuck love, give me pot

Brian Kevin Rising Star

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UPDATE :

I'm in CTL, NC.

 

I had a seat that sucked. It was an emergency exit. But the emergency exit lever was in line with my ribs so it made for a uncomfortable flight :( I hate not being able to stand up striaght on a plane, even sitting up straight I can feel the over head bins tickling my hairs. Then when we hit turbulence.... Forget it.... 45 mins left on my last flight. Oh and me traveling with grindr, someone on the same flight as me. #SexyLatinMen

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UPDATE :

I'm in CTL, NC.

 

I had a seat that sucked. It was an emergency exit. But the emergency exit lever was in line with my ribs so it made for a uncomfortable flight :( I hate not being able to stand up striaght on a plane, even sitting up straight I can feel the over head bins tickling my hairs. Then when we hit turbulence.... Forget it.... 45 mins left on my last flight. Oh and me traveling with grindr, someone on the same flight as me. #SexyLatinMen

no mile high club? :p

Brian Kevin Rising Star

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Um, I have a complaint. Paris, TX is in North Texas and is greener than the Grinch. That is clearly West Texas aka Midland.

 

But anyways...

 

Play the points / miles game if you aren't already. It does come in handy when booking last minute tickets. Or if you're a frequent flyer on United, use the many many many vouchers they have given you for providing the worst experience in the world ( granted my last few times flying with them have been excellent ).

 

 

 

I'll be ever so happy when American finishes the retrofits on the US Airways planes.

 

 

Those planes are NOT for 6'6 people. I had to walk sideways (shoulders don't fit thru the cabin) while ducking.

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Those planes are NOT for 6'6 people. I had to walk sideways (shoulders don't fit thru the cabin) while ducking.

 

The idea of me sitting in an aisle seat watching Brian approach me sideways brings a smile to my face - assuming he facing the right way. :D

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Those planes are NOT for 6'6 people. I had to walk sideways (shoulders don't fit thru the cabin) while ducking.

 

The idea of me sitting in an aisle seat watching Brian approach me sideways brings a smile to my face - assuming he facing the right way. :D

 

Front or back would be quite a lovely sight.

 

Hugs,

Greg

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