Masseuse and Escort

[tanman4u]

OK so I'm pretty bored this morning, and horny, and was just cruising through the A4A escort listings for Florida (my most often visited state back on the big island). After a couple of pages I noticed that there weren't any "escort" listings. Being the curious and somewhat OCD person that I am I went back and checked every page (16 of them X 12 listings per page) and took a tally (not a tallywhacker) of categories and whether the primary pic was a dick pic.

 

I just realized that I could have just filtered by category and written down the total for each but it was a lot more fun to cruise through each page and take a stroke count so to speak. This did not help my horniness at all. I didn't go to each individual listing just each page of listings, though there's several that I intend to go back and examine at great length.

 

151 Masseur of which 37 showed dick pics as their primary pic.

11 Therapists 1 one with dick pic

5 Models 0 dick pics

4 Houseboys 0 dick pics

4 Photographers 1 with a dick pic

3 Consultants 1 with a dick pic

3 Personal Coachs, 1 with dick pic, one who's screen man was "deepinsideyou" and he wasn't the one with the pic.

1 Contractor, 0 pic

1 Computer Services, 0 pic

and.........

1 (one) escort with no dick pic.

 

To me this brings about a few thoughts and questions.

 

Has the RB thing freaked out that many escorts? Is there just some statewide sting going on that's caused an exodus to Masseur listings rather than Escort? Does anyone really think that changing your status to Masseur, Personal Coach, Therapist, or Photographer will really keep you out of trouble when your primary pic is of your dick? In the entire listings of 16 pages there was one 1 page on which no one had a dick pic.

There were several more pics of guys holding their hard dicks through shorts or pants. Those weren't counted but if you really want to make this a scientific poll I suppose I could go back and look again, and again.

[tanman4u]

OK so I'm pretty bored this morning, and horny, and was just cruising through the A4A escort listings for Florida (my most often visited state back on the big island). After a couple of pages I noticed that there weren't any "escort" listings. Being the curious and somewhat OCD person that I am I went back and checked every page (16 of them X 12 listings per page) and took a tally (not a tallywhacker) of categories and whether the primary pic was a dick pic.

 

I just realized that I could have just filtered by category and written down the total for each but it was a lot more fun to cruise through each page and take a stroke count so to speak. This did not help my horniness at all. I didn't go to each individual listing just each page of listings, though there's several that I intend to go back and examine at great length.

 

151 Masseur of which 37 showed dick pics as their primary pic.

11 Therapists 1 one with dick pic

5 Models 0 dick pics

4 Houseboys 0 dick pics

4 Photographers 1 with a dick pic

3 Consultants 1 with a dick pic

3 Personal Coachs, 1 with dick pic, one who's screen man was "deepinsideyou" and he wasn't the one with the pic.

1 Contractor, 0 pic

1 Computer Services, 0 pic

and.........

1 (one) escort with no dick pic.

 

To me this brings about a few thoughts and questions.

 

Has the RB thing freaked out that many escorts? Is there just some statewide sting going on that's caused an exodus to Masseur listings rather than Escort? Does anyone really think that changing your status to Masseur, Personal Coach, Therapist, or Photographer will really keep you out of trouble when your primary pic is of your dick? In the entire listings of 16 pages there was one 1 page on which no one had a dick pic.

There were several more pics of guys holding their hard dicks through shorts or pants. Those weren't counted but if you really want to make this a scientific poll I suppose I could go back and look again, and again.

[tanman4u]

And I just did a quick glance through of Georgia and of the six pages there not one is listed as escort but OMG there's a lot of black dick in Georgia.

[tanman4u]

And I just did a quick glance through of Georgia and of the six pages there not one is listed as escort but OMG there's a lot of black dick in Georgia.