PERHAPS REVIEWERS SHOULD BE ISSUED A RULER??? LOL

[Michael Wayne]

With all the drama and serious shit going on in our biz these days perhaps a brief moment of levity is in order and this thread is meant in that way....and not to be taken seriously! I always read all the reviews and I wish more clients would review me. I am very thankful to have some of the best reviews on DAddys and I appreciate all of them. One thing about all my reviews is the consistency of the stats......always just about the same with my height, weight, penis size etc. In looking at a recent review of a certain drop dead gorgeous hottie who has 5 reviews on Daddys I noticed that his penis size was listed at ,"9 or 10 inches." Now that got my attention! I always make recommendations and referals to my clients for other super hung tops who are nice guys like I am told this young man is. The next review though listed him at , "8 or 9 inches." The next review had him measuring "7 or 8 inches" on the PETER METER. The next one had him listed as topping out at "6 to 7 inches" on the DICK SCALE. Now that is a BIG discrepancy (pun intended.) I just thought it was funny. It doesnt matter who the escort is and it is not his fault but I just find it remarkable that his cock could grow from an average 6 incher to a mega monster 10 incher in a matter of a few months. Perhaps there is an investment opportunity for us with some super new penis enlargement product??? lol and LMAO just a little comic relief for everyone and PACK YOUR RULERS guys!!!!

[Lewis H]

Well, if you want a more accurate estimation, measure parts of your hand when you lay it out flat and open (palms up) so you know what points in your hand are what measurement. For example, my middle finger is 3.25" from tip to the point where it meets my hand, and 7.5" all the way to the first wrinkle in my wrist. So you stretch out your hand and lay a man's erection in it, and you can tell by where it lays how long it is, more or less. If you really want to have a gauge, you can mark out the 8" or 9" point on your forearm in ball pen.

[AdamSmith]

[MrMiniver]

I always like to picture someone measuring their penis with whatever implement they choose and wondering just how awkward that must be. My favorite pics are the ones who have a penis pic next to some sort of object like a coke can or tube or toothpaste. I just hope they're not using "travel size."

[caliguy]

Well, if you want a more accurate estimation, measure parts of your hand when you lay it out flat and open (palms up) so you know what points in your hand are what measurement. For example, my middle finger is 3.25" from tip to the point where it meets my hand, and 7.5" all the way to the first wrinkle in my wrist. So you stretch out your hand and lay a man's erection in it, and you can tell by where it lays how long it is, more or less. If you really want to have a gauge, you can mark out the 8" or 9" point on your forearm in ball pen.

Yes but not everyone of coarse. My hands are average but I have friends that can either make them look tiny or massive.

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

My favorite pics are the ones who have a penis pic next to some sort of object like a coke can or tube or toothpaste. I just hope they're not using "travel size."

From the ubiquity of miniature beer cans, soft drinks, and tape measures in gay novelty stores I would guess that's a popular trick.

[+ glennnn]

 

 

Oooo! I'm all twittery from the idea of using these tools on an escort. And I actually have said tools in my toolbox. Any volunteers? I could go around the world measuring and certifying cock size and posting the results.

 

''Tokyo Mike is 8 1/4 " long and 9 " in girth at the biggest point. Guaranteed by Glennn's Metrics International a bonded cock certification company with offices in all major cities. (Now hiring Field Technicians)

[AdamSmith]

Glennn's Metrics International a bonded cock certification company with offices in all major cities. (Now hiring Field Technicians)

 

http://www.facedoctors.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Franchise-161052_630x210.jpg

 

[+ Truereview]

http://www.facedoctors.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Franchise-161052_630x210.jpg

 

I've clicked and no growth spurt here yet

[AdamSmith]

I've clicked and no growth spurt here yet

 

I've had that happen myself!

 

P.S. It's glennnn's business -- get after him about it!

[+ Truereview]

I've had that happen myself!

 

P.S. It's glennnn's business -- get after him about it!

 

GLENNNN, Where the hell is my growth spurt? I demand a refund or a some sort gift.

[+ glennnn]

GLENNNN, Where the hell is my growth spurt? I demand a refund or a some sort gift.

 

 

I actually have a very nice gift for you available for pick up at my headquarters after hours.. It's magic, because no matter how often I give it away, I'm still sitting on it later. Come git it, boy.

[Despardo]

I always like to picture someone measuring their penis with whatever implement they choose and wondering just how awkward that must be. My favorite pics are the ones who have a penis pic next to some sort of object like a coke can or tube or toothpaste. I just hope they're not using "travel size."

My favorite was a picture of a guys penis next to a bottle of some obscure brand of organic veggie juice I had never seen or heard of. No idea what size packaging the stuff is sold in.

[Despardo]

Oooo! I'm all twittery from the idea of using these tools on an escort. And I actually have said tools in my toolbox. Any volunteers? I could go around the world measuring and certifying cock size and posting the results.

 

''Tokyo Mike is 8 1/4 " long and 9 " in girth at the biggest point. Guaranteed by Glennn's Metrics International a bonded cock certification company with offices in all major cities. (Now hiring Field Technicians)

If an escort needs to resort to a micrometer, he is in the wrong line of work.

[Brian Kevin]

The Walking Dead Spoiler Alert

Y'all keep yelling for Glenn, but lets not forget he died 2 weeks ago on The Walking Dead.

[Brian Kevin]

 

Honestly, these are some fucking scary looking things. If a client showed up with these things, I'd send him to the dollar store to buy a ruler, these things are scurry

[+ Truereview]

I actually have a very nice gift for you available for pick up at my headquarters after hours.. It's magic, because no matter how often I give it away, I'm still sitting on it later. Come git it, boy.

Ok, that gave me an unexpected growth spurt...nothing better than witty invitation for a butt load of fun!

[Despardo]

With all the drama and serious shit going on in our biz these days perhaps a brief moment of levity is in order and this thread is meant in that way....and not to be taken seriously! I always read all the reviews and I wish more clients would review me. I am very thankful to have some of the best reviews on DAddys and I appreciate all of them. One thing about all my reviews is the consistency of the stats......always just about the same with my height, weight, penis size etc. In looking at a recent review of a certain drop dead gorgeous hottie who has 5 reviews on Daddys I noticed that his penis size was listed at ,"9 or 10 inches." Now that got my attention! I always make recommendations and referals to my clients for other super hung tops who are nice guys like I am told this young man is. The next review though listed him at , "8 or 9 inches." The next review had him measuring "7 or 8 inches" on the PETER METER. The next one had him listed as topping out at "6 to 7 inches" on the DICK SCALE. Now that is a BIG discrepancy (pun intended.) I just thought it was funny. It doesnt matter who the escort is and it is not his fault but I just find it remarkable that his cock could grow from an average 6 incher to a mega monster 10 incher in a matter of a few months. Perhaps there is an investment opportunity for us with some super new penis enlargement product??? lol and LMAO just a little comic relief for everyone and PACK YOUR RULERS guys!!!!

I have noticed many times that some reviewers are not good at spacial relationships (like the clerks who bag your groceries at the supermarket.) Also, I have noticed in most of the ads now running that 8" means nothing. Hard to find an escort who doesn't claim to have 8". It has become the default measurement for penis size. Do people have any conception how large an honest 8" really is? I take more seriously ads that claim 7.5" or 8.5" (more accurate yet in centimeters!) That a guy "claims" 7.5 in an ad actually tells me something. If he were just blowing smoke, he would have claimed 8 like the rest of the herd.

[+ glennnn]

I wish they would be honest about their cock size. I really prefer a nice, comfortable 5 to 6 inches anyway. (See my thread, "In Praise of Smaller Cocks" on this forum) Really guys, anything over a mouthful (or throatful) is wasted. I want my nose buried deep in curly hair, not stranded four inches away.

[MrMiniver]

The Walking Dead Spoiler Alert

Y'all keep yelling for Glenn, but lets not forget he died 2 weeks ago on The Walking Dead.

 

We don't actually know that he died. It's just an assumption.

[MrMiniver]

I wish they would be honest about their cock size. I really prefer a nice, comfortable 5 to 6 inches anyway. (See my thread, "In Praise of Smaller Cocks" on this forum) Really guys, anything over a mouthful (or throatful) is wasted. I want my nose buried deep in curly hair, not stranded four inches away.

 

Considering that cock size study that was done not too long ago that found the average cock is somewhere between 5.5 and 6.0 there must be quite a few 4.0 cocks around to average out all the guys on grindr and all the escorts who claim 8.0 cocks!

[Brian Kevin]

We don't actually know that he died.

 

I spent a couple hours crying and rewinding and fast forwarding.... there's no other way! I pray he lives-- but its nearly impossible. Maybe we will never know D:

[Rick Munroe]

The best way to measure a dick is with your throat. Trust me on this one, guys.

[+ Truereview]

The best way to measure a dick is with your throat. Trust me on this one, guys.

Id like to test that out....

well, on second thought....I rather be quality assurance and make sure every test subject is correctly measured.

[Michael Wayne]

update on the thread from the op: The VERY CUTE guy discussed in the reviews in his OWN AD says his cock is 7" which is a very honest and realistic measurement. He does not exaggerate at all and his dick is one of the prettiest in any of the ads. I find it hilarious that while he is honest his reviewers are adding one to three inches to his size. Why is this necessary. If I were the young man I would ask my reviewers to be honest as it could make the escort look bad.....as if he were encouraging the exxagerations. Grab your rulers guys: along the top and not pressed in base to tip of head (and don't stretch out the foreskin as that is cheating! ) Lol..............everyone check out my new (and honest) review posted 12/11/15 new rentmen address also @ www.rentmen.com/magicmikeydc