Please help me with slang phrases in ad for Major Load in NYC

[Yankee]

Has anyone been with black muscle guy, Major Load, in New York City? Even if you haven't, I don't understand 3 of the phrases, which I assume are slang for something

 

http://rentmen.com/MajorLoad

 

What does "no catfish here", "Have $upplies" (using a dollar sign) and "Love to ski" all mean? Can anyone tell me what these phrases mean? And can you look at the photos and tell me if they seem legit? The private parts are never shown in the same photos with the rest of his body, so I can't tell if they belong to the same guy. He's been a gold advertiser on Rentmen for over two months, but he hasn't answered either of my texts.

 

Thanks!

Yankee

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

Has anyone been with black muscle guy, Major Load, in New York City? Even if you haven't, I don't understand 3 of the phrases, which I assume are slang for something

 

http://rentmen.com/MajorLoad

 

What does "no catfish here", "Have $upplies" (using a dollar sign) and "Love to ski" all mean?

"no catfish here" = I'm not using a fake identity or stolen pictures

"Have $upplies" = I sell drugs

"Love to ski" = I take crystal meth

[nynakedtop]

no catfish = be who you really say you are

supplies = some items to make the experience even more pleasurable

ski = the slopes! Powder..... get my drift?

 

sounds like fun to me... if you are into it!

[AdamSmith]

"No catfish here" = person in the pics/ad is real.

 

From Urban Dictionary:

 

catfish catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.

 

Did you hear how Dave got totally catfished last month?! The fox he thought he was talking to turned out to be a pervy guy from San Diego!

 

or

 

I was really falling for that gorgeousgal on Facebook, but she turned out to be a catfish.

 

One could guess "ski" = cocaine. (P.S. Ski is meth, you say? I'm out of date!)

 

"$upplies" = can provide substances?

[bigvalboy]

"One could guess "ski" = cocaine. (P.S. Ski is meth, you say? I'm out of date!)

 

You're not alone. I just found out who "Mary Jane" was. All these years, I thought it was my friends sister.

[AdamSmith]

You're not alone. I just found out who "Mary Jane" was.

 

Sacajawea

[nynakedtop]

urban funk is definitely an area of expertise for me, hehe

[nynakedtop]

"No catfish here" = person in the pics/ad is real.

One could guess "ski" = cocaine. (P.S. Ski is meth, you say? I'm out of date!)

 

don't confuse ski with tina.....

[AdamSmith]

don't confuse ski with tina.....

 

Yeah. Above, VeryHappyCustomer posted "Love to ski" = I take crystal meth.

 

But looking around online, ski = cocaine.

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

I stand corrected. Either way, I'm afraid of heights.

[jawjateck]

This country boy ain't too bright, so if I can't figure out an ad upon first glance, I click the 'x'. That policy has served me well.

[Despardo]

You're not alone. I just found out who "Mary Jane" was. All these years, I thought it was my friends sister.

Mary Jane--those chewy candies, right? (Always like them.)