What's Happenin' in the Nutmeg State?

[Guest Starbuck]

That two-man retirement party of Tristan and Whipped Guy is so last week.

 

The new buzz in Connecticut is all about The Bowtie Guy. Haven't heard of him? Well, hang on to your raging libido, Batman ...

 

http://rentmen.com/BowtieGuy

 

Eat your hearts out Beantown and New York ... cuz it's the jelly in the middle that makes a great doughnut!

[jawjateck]

Lawd lawd lawd! Based on this and some other ads I see, it's past time for me to hang out my shingle, throw out an ad, and get in the biz. I doubt EOY is in my future, but I would work my ass off to avoid the bottom 5%.

[whipped guy]

That two-man retirement party of Tristan and Whipped Guy is so last week.

 

The new buzz in Connecticut is all about The Bowtie Guy. Haven't heard of him? Well, hang on to your raging libido, Batman ...

 

http://rentmen.com/BowtieGuy

 

Eat your hearts out Beantown and New York ... cuz it's the jelly in the middle that makes a great doughnut!

Lawd lawd lawd! Based on this and some other ads I see, it's past time for me to hang out my shingle, throw out an ad, and get in the biz. I doubt EOY is in my future, but I would work my ass off to avoid the bottom 5%.

Well with our most illustrious Nutmegger escort away on medical leave and given this Bowtie Bozo Guy, I just might hang out a shingle of my own. Fortunately Jawja will be covering the South. He might be some tough competition if he were here in The Nutmeg State! Given that fact I might just be able to make a go if it.

 

Plus Starbuck is right about what's in the donut!

 

It must be JELLY cause jam don't shake like that!

[Guest Starbuck]

I just might hang out a shingle of my own.

 

Shortest retirement on record. Good thing TB popped the cheap champagne.

[bigvalboy]

Shortest retirement on record. Good thing TB popped the cheap champagne.

 

:D

[+ Gar1eth]

Not my cup of tea either. But maybe Ct is a mecca for chubby-chasers?

 

Gman

[Guest Starbuck]

... maybe CT is a mecca for chubby-chasers?

 

If so, they've been misinformed. Northeastern and Western states (including CT) comprise most of the states with the lowest rates of obesity:

 

http://stateofobesity.org/adult-obesity/

[whipped guy]

Shortest retirement on record. Good thing TB popped the cheap champagne.

 

Well, now that I'm on the proverbial fixed income, actually no income, I need to supplement things what better way than to do so with an "under the table" type scenario!

 

In any event, I don't know if it's this "retirement" thing, the medicinal properties of that cheap (but oh so tasty) Italian champagne, or more likely TB working his special magic, but I have not felt better and more invigorated in months! Seriously!!! Ready for action here, well limited duty action, but action nonetheless. Heck its not my style to do 4 clients in one afternoon.....

[AdamSmith]

The new buzz in Connecticut is all about The Bowtie Guy. Haven't heard of him? Well, hang on to your raging libido, Batman ...

 

http://rentmen.com/BowtieGuy

 

In fairness we should not slur all of the great Nutmeg State simply because of its pathological-in-several-respects capital city where Mr Bowtie Bonzo is flaunting his goods.

[+ Funguy]

If he's going to call himself "The Bowtie Guy" where is the bowtie?

 

OH GOD NO!!! Not there!!!

[jawjateck]

Well with our most illustrious Nutmegger escort away on medical leave and given this Bowtie Bozo Guy, I just might hang out a shingle of my own. Fortunately Jawja will be covering the South. He might be some tough competition if he were here in The Nutmeg State! Given that fact I might just be able to make a go if it.

 

Plus Starbuck is right about what's in the donut!

 

It must be JELLY cause jam don't shake like that!

 

Hey WG, we've definitely had a lengthy apprenticeship & learned all the best practices:

-cash upfront

-2 hour minimum

-deposits for overnights, weekends, or vacations

-demand face pics

-cancel when we get a better offer

-if the better offer is last minute, just go silent and ignore the first client

-communication is by text only; screw emails and phone calls

-dont bothr w/gramer, u no?

-bad reviews are always client hygiene issues

-make sure ad has my amazon wishlist

 

What did I forget?

[bigvalboy]

Hey WG, we've definitely had a lengthy apprenticeship & learned all the best practices:

-cash upfront

-2 hour minimum

-deposits for overnights, weekends, or vacations

-demand face pics

-cancel when we get a better offer

-if the better offer is last minute, just go silent and ignore the first client

-communication is by text only; screw emails and phone calls

-dont bothr w/gramer, u no?

-bad reviews are always client hygiene issues

-make sure ad has my amazon wishlist

What did I forget?

 

-Don't ever advertise on Backpage. They will call you a thug. Stick to only the 'traditional' sites

-Don't do 'ask me' rates. It drives the queens crazy.

-Age shaving is OK. What's 5 or 10 years among friends...

-Always answer your phone 24/7 no matter what, no excuses, period... not doing so makes you unprofessional.

[jawjateck]

Thanks bvb! It's magic.....I'm now 38.......wink.......wink

[+ Funguy]

Hey WG, we've definitely had a lengthy apprenticeship & learned all the best practices:

-cash upfront

-2 hour minimum

-deposits for overnights, weekends, or vacations

-demand face pics

-cancel when we get a better offer

-if the better offer is last minute, just go silent and ignore the first client

-communication is by text only; screw emails and phone calls

-dont bothr w/gramer, u no?

-bad reviews are always client hygiene issues

-make sure ad has my amazon wishlist

 

What did I forget?

 

I'm personable

Open to anything from mild to wild (You will call me Sir)

12" and cut

[Guest Starbuck]

Jawja (and WG), please don't forget to emphasize that you are WELL-EDUCATED ... and then use the wrong version of discrete/discreet as soon thereafter as possible.

 

VERY excited about you two twinks hitting the market!

[AdamSmith]

And that you are dominate.

 

And of course seeking generous.

[AdamSmith]

Oh, and above all:

 

Not your typical escort!

[+ Funguy]

Oh! God! This is hot! Do I use text or phone or e-mail?

Do you guys accept appointments made up to a few weeks ahead?

Will you guys do a threesome? Who takes care of setting it up?

 

I'm "up" for this!! WG must bring his toy bag; jawja, that awesome body!!

[jawjateck]

And that you are dominate.

 

And of course seeking generous.

 

Of coarse!

[Guest Starbuck]

O! Sweet Conflict!

 

WG , so near at hand.

 

But Jawja, the twinkier twink, the firmer flesh.

 

But WG, the toy box. (Hurts so good.)

 

But Jawja, the chance to make it onto his blog.

 

What's a boy to do!!??

[jawjateck]

Oh! God! This is hot! Do I use text or phone or e-mail?

Do you guys accept appointments made up to a few weeks ahead?

Will you guys do a threesome? Who takes care of setting it up?

 

I'm "up" for this!! WG must bring his toy bag; jawja, that awesome body!!

 

WG and I will need to work out the financial details of threesomes, but we won't be cheap. Just wait til you see our rates. And if travel is involved, send the jet. I aint sittin in a stinkin cattle car with.......ick........people....to make this happen. so get ready to be rocked!

[+ Gar1eth]

-Don't ever advertise on Backpage. They will call you a thug. Stick to only the 'traditional' sites

-Don't do 'ask me' rates. It drives the queens crazy.

-Age shaving is OK. What's 5 or 10 years among friends...

-Always answer your phone 24/7 no matter what, no excuses, period... not doing so makes you unprofessional.

 

You definitely have been paying attention over the years, BVB. Keep up this effort, and you will make EOY!!

 

Gman

[+ Funguy]

I might just want to travel myself - to the nutmeg state or jaja?

I don't want jawja to suffer a cross-country trip in the Ramblin Wreck!

[Guest Starbuck]

I might just want to travel myself - to the nutmeg state or jaja? I don't want jawja to suffer a cross-country trip in the Ramblin Wreck!

 

There are so many reasons to visit Connecticut (also known as The Constitution State) ... I don't believe WG, or Tristan, or even The Bowtie Guy are even mentioned on this site (crazy, I know) ...

 

http://www.ctvisit.com/

[whipped guy]

Thanks bvb! It's magic.....I'm now 38.......wink.......wink

Well I can be 38 as well if I can subtract a few years from my fitness age from the other thread. But heck, with a few Botox injections I think I can pull it off no problem. Now just to find someone with whom I can barter with for such services! Oh, then there's the Rogain script I'll be needing as well. Sounds like I will have to get hired by a doc to help get the ball rolling!