A Television First!

[Trixie]

Did anyone else happen to see the last five minutes of "Vegas" last night? The scene wherein the 300lb drag queen sniffs the guy's underpants?

Truly a Divine moment, I nearly fell off the couch!

La Trix

[+ Lucky]

Was she looking for cheese?

[Trixie]

No really! I'm not sure what happened, because I'd just switched on to see Average Joe (it's gruesome, I know, but I can't look away...).

A white woman was seducing this rather gorgeous, lean asian guy... she pushed him on he bed, tore of his clothes, and proceeded to handcuff him tightly. (Yum!!! This episode gets 41/2 stars!)

She strips off his undies, then says something to the gist of "now they're even" or some type of thing, and leaves the guy there.

Outside in the hall, she bumps into a rather huge drag queen, sporting a fetching red tent and a feather boa. "Candy," she says, dangling the aforementioned undies in the tv's face, "I left you a little surprise in your suite." The drag queen whisks the undies up, presses them to her nose, and inhales deeply, getting a "Heavenly!" look in her eyes. Off she runs to her suite.

 

I think this quite possibly the finest moment I've seen on network television since Mary Tyler Moore went off the air!

 

La Trix

[Guest bollocks]

Dearest Trixie, it is nice to see a post from you! How was Oaxaca? I have been looking forward to a tell-all from you about the area.

[Guest bollocks]

Dearest Trixie, it is nice to see a post from you! How was Oaxaca? I have been looking forward to a tell-all from you about the area.

[Trixie]

Well, shut my mouth! I can't believe you remembered that I was planning a trip to Oaxaca! You are so sweet to ask, but unfortunately that plan fell trough. I ended up loaning the money to a friend who really needed it more than I "needed" to go to Oaxaca. There'll be another time for la Ciudad Antigua.

Trix