My Little Pony 2.0 ... in which YOU are the PONY!

[Guest Starbuck]

Not to sound like a judgmental prick (oh, what the hell), but some ads, well, you just couldn’t make them up. It may not be news to guys regularly browsing their L.A. options, but I just came across this one and needed to share.

 

It’s for a multilingual 23-year-old (8 languages PLUS “other”) who calls himself Sir Lord Master Steven. (Why settle for one title when three will do?) SLM Steven is available to help you live out your “Taboo Fantasies” at a rate of “$800 for 5 Hours of Me Misusing You.” Here’s his Rentboy ad copy (this is it, the whole thing) …

 

My fascination with rope started when I was a little boy my own family always had horses and when I was eight years old my little pony would buck me off him and my grandfather would make me ride him crying because I didn't like the horse cheap bastard horse bucking me off because he was so mean the horse was tied to the coral and could still throw me off. So I got into roping by the age of 8 i Was dancing inside of the Rope I Was Spinning For día de la independencia MX parade.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=955277&scid=159323340&sp=1&pos=0&locid=1378&type=escort

 

GIDDYUP, Little Pony!

[kjun]

I agree with you.

[sincitymix]

I recognize one of those pictures. He changes his escort name and cities very often. I sent him a polite message once, and he pretty much said NO LOCALS! all Vegas locals are cheap, game playing, lying, etc etc etc rant that went on for some time.

I thanked him for his time, apologized on behalf of Vegas locals for any mistreatment he may have experienced, wished him well in what he was looking for and ended the conversation.

I then received multiple disjointed badly worded English messages filled with sexual innuendo and indications I should hire him.

I did not.

[whipped guy]

It’s for a multilingual 23-year-old (8 languages PLUS “other”) who calls himself Sir Lord Master Steven. (Why settle for one title when three will do?) SLM Steven is available to help you live out your “Taboo Fantasies” at a rate of “$800 for 5 Hours of Me Misusing You.”

 

GIDDYUP, Little Pony!

 

Or Hi Ho Silver! It all makes me want to listen to the William Tell Overture!

 

Actually, if had five hours to spend I would rather spend it listening to a performance of the entire Rossini opera!

[rguer]

Or Hi Ho Silver! It all makes me want to listen to the William Tell Overture!

 

A much underrated opera.

 

Actually, if had five hours to spend I would rather spend it listening to a performance of the entire Rossini opera!

 

Yeah, the guy is good looking but I don't think an encounter would be satisfactory unless I could get him to keep his mouth shut and do what I said.

[sincitymix]

A much underrated opera.

 

 

 

Yeah, the guy is good looking but I don't think an encounter would be satisfactory unless I could get him to keep his mouth shut and do what I said.

 

I would suggest a bit, but since I don't think that would work on a human, a ball gag with some reigns attached? See if he can buck you off

[whipped guy]

A much underrated opera. .

I agree!

Look for my review in the Arts Forum soon!

[ZhenXBear]

Not to sound like a judgmental prick (oh, what the hell), but some ads, well, you just couldn’t make them up. It may not be news to guys regularly browsing their L.A. options, but I just came across this one and needed to share.

 

It’s for a multilingual 23-year-old (8 languages PLUS “other”) who calls himself Sir Lord Master Steven. (Why settle for one title when three will do?) SLM Steven is available to help you live out your “Taboo Fantasies” at a rate of “$800 for 5 Hours of Me Misusing You.” Here’s his Rentboy ad copy (this is it, the whole thing) …

 

My fascination with rope started when I was a little boy my own family always had horses and when I was eight years old my little pony would buck me off him and my grandfather would make me ride him crying because I didn't like the horse cheap bastard horse bucking me off because he was so mean the horse was tied to the coral and could still throw me off. So I got into roping by the age of 8 i Was dancing inside of the Rope I Was Spinning For día de la independencia MX parade.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=955277&scid=159323340&sp=1&pos=0&locid=1378&type=escort

 

GIDDYUP, Little Pony!

 

Wow, that's ...well, yes...undoubtedly a "from the heart" biography right there, Sir.

[TruHart1]

I agree!

Look for my review in the Arts Forum soon!

 

Looking forward to your William Tell review, WG! I just "found" William Tell (the entire opera!) approachable a couple of years ago. It took a number of years to get past that damn overture, growing up watching The Lone Ranger on TV! As rguer said upthread, a much underrated opera.

 

TruHart1