Butt Ploy #1

[+ friendofsheila]

An open letter to all the young men who buy their shirts long and wear it out to hide their butt that they think is too big to prevent me from looking at it:

 

IT'S NOT WORKING.

 

I'm older than Judy Garland now and I'm onto ploys like this. Doing this just makes me examine your butt all the more closely, and stare at it all the longer, trying to get an idea of its shape. And if it is a big butt that is worthwhile, then I'm just going to be staring at it for even longer.

[marylander1940]

An open letter to all the young men who buy their shirts long and wear it out to hide their butt that they think is too big to prevent me from looking at it:

 

IT'S NOT WORKING.

 

I'm older than Judy Garland now and I'm onto ploys like this. Doing this just makes me examine your butt all the more closely, and stare at it all the longer, trying to get an idea of its shape. And if it is a big butt that is worthwhile, then I'm just going to be staring at it for even longer.

 

 

 

 

http://www.bilerico.com/images/cute-guy-bare-butt-pool.jpg

 

 

[Zman]

I really like that last pic Walmart. That would be one line I wouldn't mind waiting in. Basketball shorts, no underwear, and a bubble butt....

 

Or do think maybe yes to the underwear?

 

I miss the days when football players wore jockstraps under there pants and you could pretty much see everything....does that make me sound old? LOL

[Guest Starbuck]

I'm older than Judy Garland now ...

 

I assume you mean older than Judy lived to be (47), not older than Judy would be (92) ... although, I dunno, I think I'll still be staring at young men's butts when I'm 92.

 

I wonder if the nursing home attendants will know that I'm not drooling because I'm an old man, but because I'm a dirty old man.