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What is the sound of one hand peeing?

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I've had to use one hand at the urinal, owing to a bandage. Pretty awkward.


Reminds me of the old joke:


Man goes into a bathroom and second man already there says, "I'm sorry, but I really do need help using the bathroom. Could you...uh... open my fly?"


First man thinks, "Poor guy can't use his hand." He says, "Sure," and opens the fly.


"Umm.... Now could you... y'know.. take it out?"


The first man complies and lets him pee. After he's finished, the first man asks, "Do you need me to put it back?"


"Yes, and... could you shake it off first, and zip me up after?"


The first man does so, thinking he's been a Good Samaritan.


After he's zipped up, the second man breathes a sigh of relief. "Gosh, thanks. It's like my nails are NEVER going to dry!"

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