Fed up

[Trixie]

I'm sooo tired, sooo fed up with the odd looks I get when I say, "That's my boyfriend! He's serving two consecutive life-sentences in a maximum security prison."

Either I'm going to have to stop having recent acquaintances over, or I'm going to have to take his pictures off the refrigerator!

Trix

[foxy]

There are some pictures of cute guys in my post office. I wonder if the post office would mind if I borrowed them?

[Trixie]

Yes, whenever I'm standing in line at the post office, waiting to send out my parcels of "generic Viagra" and "Penis Patches" (Thank you, one and all!) I gaze upon those pictures. It's like perusing a wine list in a fine, fine restaurant!

Trix