Small Penis Party, anyone attending?

[+ dutchmuch]

A man has organised Britain's first "small penis party" in an effort to make people celebrate, in his own words: "tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks."

 

Ant Smith, 48, who has been married for 17 years, told i100.co.uk that he struggled for a long time to come to terms with the size of his penis, which, at four inches when erect, is smaller than average.

 

Smith began talking about his penis size two years ago, and has since released a poem, 'Shorty', performing around the country to widespread media attention.

 

He has organised his cabaret evening, the "Big Small Penis" party, which he said aims to create a “balanced sense of fun”.

 

Male guests at the event on 7 March will pay an entrance fee equal to 50p per claimed inch of their erect penis size. Later in the evening, Ant will announce the average phallic length in the room, based on door takings, to see how it matches up against the national average.

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article10051698.ece/alternates/w460/penis-party.jpg

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/britains-first-small-penis-party-to-encourage-positive-body-image-for-men-10051702.html

[bigvalboy]

HA!....Someone sent me a link the other day to a small penis tumblr site. Bigger is better? OR anything more than a mouthful is a waste of time?

[nycguy]

For me, a young guy with a small, rock hard cock is irresistible. I recently had a 3 incher with amazing girth that was truly a cum fountain. He shot about 3 mouthfuls at one time.

[tyro]

Dayum! Thanks for sharing that anecdote.

T

 

For me, a young guy with a small, rock hard cock is irresistible. I recently had a 3 incher with amazing girth that was truly a cum fountain. He shot about 3 mouthfuls at one time.

[gaigye]

The overall look of the penis is more important than size in my experience; and in that regard I want to call attention to an older escort, Jon Ramsey, who has an absolutely beautiful penis that is just about average size. Check out his photos. Moreover, when Jon cums, he really produces!

 

Jon's the perfect example of the fact that age is not a determinant of attractiveness. Whatever his age now, he's holding up well.

[Steven_Draker]

One size does not fit all ;-)

 

 

 

http://40.media.tumblr.com/82c5fe9eaa8bed7aab7dc25a560ca3e9/tumblr_mtu7vepOdb1r4l0w1o1_1280.jpg

 

Vive la difference!

[+ Gar1eth]

 

Jon's the perfect example of the fact that age is not a determinant of attractiveness. Whatever his age now, he's holding up well.

 

You aren't implying that Jon is possibly older than the average escort are you? I mean I just happened to see his M4RN ad today, and it says he is 34.

 

Gman

[foxy]

Jon used to dance at the Gaiety. He was always pissed off Denise put him last. He gave a very good private. Once shot a load for me. It sailed across the room. An amazing sight. He silll looks great whatever his age. I was with him once as the maid was coming into his room to clean as we were leaving. He handed her a $20 bill for a tip. He isn't cheap with the staff.