Male models don't..... :)

[marylander1940]

get STDS 

[+ friendofsheila]

... have library cards, 
go to a library, 
know what a library is, or 
know what to do when they stumble into one

(since no one in a library is sitting behind their fourth drink, waiting for someone who looks like a male model to show up).
 

[+ friendofsheila]

...watch porn.  

Because every sexual encounter they have is exactly like porn, so why would they?

[+ friendofsheila]

... have to wear deodorant.  

Their sweat smells exactly like one of the colognes that is fashionable this year.  
 

[+ friendofsheila]

Just now, friendofsheila said:

... have to wear deodorant.  

Their sweat smells exactly like one of the colognes that is fashionable this year.  
 

Same for their farts.
 

Edited January 5, 2025 by friendofsheila

[+ friendofsheila]

... need hairbrushes.  

Every hair falls into place without a comb or brush.

 

 

Edited April 26, 2025 by friendofsheila

[+ friendofsheila]

...go to the apartment of their gay male neighbors and ask "Does this thong make my butt look big?"
 

 

Edited November 5, 2025 by friendofsheila