Stealing orgasms

[Nvr2Thick]

I masturbated yesterday, twice. Is that wrong? If you think about it, each orgasm is a lost business opportunity for an escort. I've become pretty good at self-pleasure and I take the time to do it right. I might dedicate an hour or more to creating the proper environment, free from distractions. The pets are locked away; I line up all the proper stimulation from porn to lube, and even damp and dry towels for cleanup later. Between mental fantasy and physical arousal I can sustain a pretty high degree of pleasure. The overall experience, with a properly executed climax, can be extremely satisfying.

 

Why should I think I'm entitled this form of uninvolved selfish pleasure? I'm not in a committed relationship or even dating anyone casually. Shouldn't hiring an escort be the next logical choice if I have the money to do so? Are all of us guys who are taking matters into our own hands really destroying the escort industry? Those guys work hard to create an escort identity and promote it -- choosing an appropriate rate and range of services, establishing a client base, traveling to explore alternative clientele, dealing with unreliable responses and flaky individuals...

 

Masturbation is the ultimate form of on-demand satisfaction. What makes me think that I deserve that? Do I have the right to take that business away from the escort community?

[wklucas]

""""Do I have the right to take that business away from the escort community?"""

 

 

 

Ok, I'll bite - I absolutely, unequivocally, without any hesitation already know joey bryant's emphatic answer to that question.

I'm pretty sure that he also goes around saying that there ought to be a law against it......with extreme punishment for violators......& even more extreme if it ain't him that you hire !!!

[+ bigjoey]

While you may masturbste, only another person can give you the wonderful experience of a great blow job ( there are a few who can do this themselves but they never look as happy if being done by a second person).

 

For me, the escort experience is better because it involves a second person. The holistic experience of giving pleasure and receiving pleasure is higher than a solo event. I love the kissing (only a two person experience), the affection, gone cuddling, the whole journey to the organism rather than just the organism itself. Plus the small talk and cuddling and maybe sleep after.

[Phil_musc]

Oh geez, the church used to tell us that onanism (masturbation) was a sin and made us feel guilty about doing it. Now you come along and lay this further guilt trip at our doors about taking employment opportunities away from service providers. I would argue instead that you are increasing competition in the marketplace which is the great american way. If you feel that your self-pleasuring is a viable alternative to hiring an escort, then I say by all means go ahead and indulge. And know that you are doing your part to keep a lid on skyrocketing escort prices. Then too you won't have to work at making conversation and you won't catch God knows what. Nor will you have to negotiate for safe sex. Of course it won't add to your pool of conversation topics in the locker room - no one ever talks about new and different masturbation techniques at my gym. But hey, sometimes a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do (and maybe for some of us less well-healed guys who struggle to get the scratch together to hire) you've given us permission to seek alternative relief channels. No more guilt for me (and you). Thank you.

[instudiocity]

I masturbated yesterday, twice.

Woody Allen line in Annie Hall, addressed to his girlfriend:

 

"HEY, DON'T KNOCK MASTURBATION, THAT'S SEX WITH SOMEBODY I LOVE!"

[Juan Vancouver]

Hey Nvr2Thick,

 

I have read your post a few times and I have to confess that I am still confused by it. At first I thought you were taking the piss, posing a clearly ridiculously rhetorical question just for amusement, perhaps making fun of someone else's post that I missed, but now I am not sure that's the case, so I will chime in.

 

If you are really musing about your right to and the rightness of masturbation I wholeheartedly would like to suggest that when you put the dogs away you also lock all this line of questioning. Masturbation is one of the healthiest signs of one's ability for intimacy. If you don't spend all day jerking off looking at porn to the point the you miss work, alienate your loved ones or hinder your ability to have a rich life, masturbation is not only normal but VERY important for both your psyche and body. It keeps the pipes clean, keeps your imagination alive, your testosterone levels high and teaches you constantly things about your own body, you ability to pleasure yourself and of course the ability to pleasure others.

 

As long as you don't fall in a rut, having to perform very specific movements and tricks every time for you to reach orgasm (if you have those repetitive tricks, the more you practice them the harder it will be for you to reach orgasm with other people) if you are just having fun with yourself, it is very healthy to do so.

 

Tug on it! It's good for you!

 

As for your worry about escorts... Well, fuck escorts. We don't own your orgasms, we don't own your money, we are not entitled to absolutely anything. We are here in case you want to spend time with us. We are here to share our talents, abilities, bodies and minds whenever and IF you ever feel like enjoying them.

 

And... believe me: the escort industry will do perfectly fine even if you never hire again. We will miss you but there will still be many men and women out there who want to learn, explore, experience and enjoy.

 

Don't add another layer of guilt or confusion to sex. It's already insidiously difficult to keep a relaxed body and a clear head during it without adding some more.

 

And if you were indeed taking the piss.... I guess you got me! =)

[Lookin]

I got into masturbation somewhat unexpectedly when I answered a Craigslist ad that turned out to be one of my own. I showed up on time, looking just like my description, and put the cash on my nightstand in plain view.

 

I helped myself undress and was fully erect by the time my socks hit the floor. There was some porn playing in the background and it happened to be one of my favorites. The experience was exactly as advertised and, other than a crick in my neck from trying a little fellatio, was one I look forward to repeating.

 

Of course I reached orgasm at the same time and when I was finished and dressed, I exchanged a few pleasantries, picked up the money, and treated myself to a nice dinner.

 

I'll plan to submit a review just as soon as Daddy's back. http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

[Juan Vancouver]

I got into masturbation somewhat unexpectedly when I answered a Craigslist ad that turned out to be one of my own. I showed up on time, looking just like my description, and put the cash on my nightstand in plain view.

 

I helped myself undress and was fully erect by the time my socks hit the floor. There was some porn playing in the background and it happened to be one of my favorites. The experience was exactly as advertised and, other than a crick in my neck from trying a little fellatio, was one I look forward to repeating.

 

Of course I reached orgasm at the same time and when I was finished and dressed, I exchanged a few pleasantries, picked up the money, and treated myself to a nice dinner.

 

I'll plan to submit a review just as soon as Daddy's back. http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

LOL!

 

Yet another success story! Keep them coming!

[bigvalboy]

I got into masturbation somewhat unexpectedly when I answered a Craigslist ad that turned out to be one of my own. I showed up on time, looking just like my description, and put the cash on my nightstand in plain view.

 

I helped myself undress and was fully erect by the time my socks hit the floor. There was some porn playing in the background and it happened to be one of my favorites. The experience was exactly as advertised and, other than a crick in my neck from trying a little fellatio, was one I look forward to repeating.

 

Of course I reached orgasm at the same time and when I was finished and dressed, I exchanged a few pleasantries, picked up the money, and treated myself to a nice dinner.

 

I'll plan to submit a review just as soon as Daddy's back. http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

 

Hillarious Lookin. What a clever sense of humor. Love the stuff you post!!

[+ Gar1eth]

I got into masturbation somewhat unexpectedly when I answered a Craigslist ad that turned out to be one of my own. I showed up on time, looking just like my description, and put the cash on my nightstand in plain view.

 

I helped myself undress and was fully erect by the time my socks hit the floor. There was some porn playing in the background and it happened to be one of my favorites. The experience was exactly as advertised and, other than a crick in my neck from trying a little fellatio, was one I look forward to repeating.

 

Of course I reached orgasm at the same time and when I was finished and dressed, I exchanged a few pleasantries, picked up the money, and treated myself to a nice dinner.

 

I'll plan to submit a review just as soon as Daddy's back. http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

I will look forward to reading the review. But wait- maybe I just did?

 

Gman

[gallahadesquire]

Hey Nvr2Thick,

 

I have read your post a few times and I have to confess that I am still confused by it. At first I thought you were taking the piss, posing a clearly ridiculously rhetorical question just for amusement, perhaps making fun of someone else's post that I missed, but now I am not sure that's the case, so I will chime in.

 

If you are really musing about your right to and the rightness of masturbation I wholeheartedly would like to suggest that when you put the dogs away you also lock all this line of questioning. Masturbation is one of the healthiest signs of one's ability for intimacy. If you don't spend all day jerking off looking at porn to the point the you miss work, alienate your loved ones or hinder your ability to have a rich life, masturbation is not only normal but VERY important for both your psyche and body. It keeps the pipes clean, keeps your imagination alive, your testosterone levels high and teaches you constantly things about your own body, you ability to pleasure yourself and of course the ability to pleasure others.

 

As long as you don't fall in a rut, having to perform very specific movements and tricks every time for you to reach orgasm (if you have those repetitive tricks, the more you practice them the harder it will be for you to reach orgasm with other people) if you are just having fun with yourself, it is very healthy to do so.

 

Tug on it! It's good for you!

 

As for your worry about escorts... Well, fuck escorts. We don't own your orgasms, we don't own your money, we are not entitled to absolutely anything. We are here in case you want to spend time with us. We are here to share our talents, abilities, bodies and minds whenever and IF you ever feel like enjoying them.

 

And... believe me: the escort industry will do perfectly fine even if you never hire again. We will miss you but there will still be many men and women out there who want to learn, explore, experience and enjoy.

 

Don't add another layer of guilt or confusion to sex. It's already insidiously difficult to keep a relaxed body and a clear head during it without adding some more.

 

And if you were indeed taking the piss.... I guess you got me! =)

 

Once again! A home run from Juan!

[Steven_Draker]

He's referring to another post that was made in the Forum.

[Mark Gordon]

Masturbation is the ultimate form of on-demand satisfaction. What makes me think that I deserve that? Do I have the right to take that business away from the escort community?

 

Since this issue is clearly weighing heavily upon your conscience, I have a modest proposal. Each time you decide to have a wank, you can make atonement for same by forwarding me the sum of $100. Thenceforth, you can be a guilt-free wanker..

 

And if you were indeed taking the piss.... I guess you got me! =)

 

Indubitably!

[unsub2O17]

I got into masturbation somewhat unexpectedly when I answered a Craigslist ad that turned out to be one of my own. I showed up on time, looking just like my description, and put the cash on my nightstand in plain view.

 

I helped myself undress and was fully erect by the time my socks hit the floor. There was some porn playing in the background and it happened to be one of my favorites. The experience was exactly as advertised and, other than a crick in my neck from trying a little fellatio, was one I look forward to repeating.

 

Of course I reached orgasm at the same time and when I was finished and dressed, I exchanged a few pleasantries, picked up the money, and treated myself to a nice dinner.

 

I'll plan to submit a review just as soon as Daddy's back. http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

This was so clever AND funny. I loved it. Thank you!!