Are These Tallywackers The Same?

[+ Gar1eth]

I was looking on Men4RentNow.com tonight. I'm sure y'all know the old adage- "Those that can hire, hire. Those who can't afford to peruse escort ads endlessly while sitting alone and wishing they could hire.

 

So I saw this ad

http://www.men4rentnow.com/ds/index.asp?cmd=view&id=284517&Login=SebastianSchoen

 

I know it's probably difficult to tell because of different angles and different states of arousal, but in one of these photos in particular, his tallywacker looks to be one of those long and thin ones. And in the other pictures not so much. So I thought maybe I'd ask on here as many of you have more experience with more tallywackers in more states of arousal than I do.

 

Gman

[rvwnsd]

I don't know about his tallywacker, but the cock pics look to me like they are of the same cock.

[caliguy]

Ha. I like tallywacker. Sounds like makings for a song. He had a big fat tallywacker. Yes he did. His name was..What a man he was..

[+ Gar1eth]

Ha. I like tallywacker. Sounds like makings for a song. He had a big fat tallywacker. Yes he did. His name was..What a man he was..

 

The refrain should be 'Oh what a lucky man, he was'

 

Gman

[gallahadesquire]

Remember the kids nursery rhyme?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Old_Man

 

Substitute "tallywhack" for "pattywack", and have a good time!

[+ Gar1eth]

Remember the kids nursery rhyme?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Old_Man

 

Substitute "tallywhack" for "pattywack", and have a good time!

 

Is it legal to nick and nack your tallywack(er)?

 

Gman

[marylander1940]

Is it legal to nick and nack your tallywack(er)?

 

Gman

 

No is not illegal, but it's childish, just like saying "yinz" for you plural.

 

You should try saying: penis, dick, cock, johnson, wang, schlong (or shlong), dong, pecker, weinner, willy, one-eyed monster, sausage, wiener, dick patty or wood.

[Nvr2Thick]

Is it legal to nick and nack your tallywack(er)?

 

Gman

 

It is, but you're obligated to give a dog a bone.

[+ Gar1eth]

Is it legal to nick and nack your tallywack(er)?

 

Gman

 

It is, but you're obligated to give a dog a bone.

 

+100

 

Gman

[+ honcho]

It is, but you're obligated to give a dog a bone.

 

Depending on who's doing the nick'ing and nack'ing I might well go WOOF.