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Greg Smart
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I agree it sucks that the gay date didn't happen.

 

The chopsticks reminded me of something that happened at my penultimate ex's 45th birthday party (about 10 years ago)

Some friends of his acted out an asian proverb, Kabuki Style:

 

"Hell is a room with a long banquet table, overflowing with wonderfully aromatic and visually appealing foods, where

the guests have yard long chopsticks morphed into their hands, with weeping and bitter complaints of not being able to feed

themselves.

 

Heaven is a room with a long banquet table, overflowing with wonderfully aromatic and visually appealing foods, where

the guests have yard long chopsticks morphed into their hands, gurgling with delight and appreciation as they feed each other!"

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