When escorts accidentally leave lube at your place, do you call them back or keep it?

[Tighty]

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” --- Mark Twain

 

Lol, love it! I'm going to steal this line.

[Steven_Draker]

Used condoms? ... Isn't that something related to the Fetish Forum?

 

http://i.imgur.com/Jsyqr.jpg

[Lookin]

I once had an escort rush out without taking his lube. By the time I got down the driveway, he was halfway into the next county.

 

http://olddogruff.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/laying-rubber.png

 

I guess it wasn't the expensive kind. http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

[+ Funguy]

I'm still having problems with Joey's rant on race being the problem in his other post.

 

Add garlic to the anchovies and extra cheese - nice and gooey.

[TruHart1]

Used condoms? ... Isn't that something related to the Fetish Forum? [/color]

 

http://i.imgur.com/Jsyqr.jpg

 

MMmmm, Steven, what specifically would you enjoy on YOUR pizza? A bit of Tristan B.’s or Chris E.’s cum perhaps? LOL. Perhaps on a naughtier site than eBay these used condoms might just appeal to the right fetishist!!! That’s an impressive if somewhat outré collection!

 

TruHart1

[Bargara Leatherboy]

I am convinced that you are just trolling on this board. You really just don't get it!

 

Your presence on this board is bad for your business.

 

After reading your posts, my impression is you would not provide great service.

 

First impressions might not be correct but they do influence customers and income

[BgMstr4u]

Going back to the original post of this thread: What's wrong with just calling the guy, asking if you left it, and then returning to pick it up if you want it back so badly? You left something. It's your own responsibility to get it back.

[Guest Starbuck]

My question for the OP is this: Has a client ever done something unexpectedly nice for you, been particularly generous, brought along a good bottle of wine or a small gift? Here's why I ask ...

 

I once made the mistake of leaving a $50 tip for a session that wasn't really tip-worthy--not bad, just not tip-worthy. As I was driving out of the hotel parking lot, I wondered if the tip was a crazy way of trying to convince myself that I'd had a better time than I did; I felt that I'd squandered $50. Oh well. Too late. Moving on ...

 

Next appointment, my second with one of the finest fellows I have met, I had a wonderful time and, in an exchange of emails afterward, he wrote, "You've been so good to me. Let me take you out to dinner next time we're together. My treat."

 

Moral of the story ... lose some, win some ... things tend to balance out.

[whipped guy]

Two quick comments... Starbuck is the voice if reason. Things tend to balance out. Also, if the OP did not notice the bottle... I wokkd bet the client did not either... and would have had no reason to really look for it. Perhaps it fell and rolled under or behind a piece of furniture. It probably will be found by a hotel employee... which employees have certainly seen it all!!! Either way time to just move on..........

[MiamiLooker]

This client has seen me 3 times thus far, Just for your information. So yes, he did enjoy the session. Secondly, we did touch base about it (I was very discreet about it, and simply mentioned I may have left an item at his 'office' as he's a lawyer)...however, he says he did not see it. So, it may have rolled off and under the bed without our knowledge.

 

Did you happen to mention this thread to your client? I wonder what his reaction would be to your first post where you state:

“Now, I'm pretty sure he knew I left it there, and didn't bother to let me know either the next day or that night at least. I don't know why people think they're entitled to a free bottle of shop supplies just because it's forgotten there.”

[instudiocity]

Did you happen to mention this thread to your client? I wonder what his reaction would be to your first post where you state:

“Now, I'm pretty sure he knew I left it there, and didn't bother to let me know either the next day or that night at least. I don't know why people think they're entitled to a free bottle of shop supplies just because it's forgotten there.”

Geeez, MiamiLooker, are you really 'Inviting Joey to look inside himself, and get to the core reason of his hate:'?

I invite you all to look inside yourself, and get to the core reason of the hate:

 

Ha-HAAAAAAA! LMFAO!

[oz_carter]

Wow, I mean, just Wow! What a post. About lube being left behind and how big a deal it is.

 

I'd say this post is in the running for Post of the Year

[desertguy1954]

Why do people even bother responding to his threads.

[DeNeufaille]

Used condoms? ... Isn't that something related to the Fetish Forum? [/color]

 

http://i.imgur.com/Jsyqr.jpg

 

Not a wall of tack'd prunes..... no shrinkage, so a good sign

[JoeyBryant]

Best believe, this post did not go in vain.

 

I kind of stopped reading this thread after my last responses...but just wanted all to know there's been a happy ending to this story: A client of mine found out about my blunder, and now I won't have to worry about buying lube for the rest of my career, and if I forget it, it'll just be 2 ounces lol:

 

http://joeybryantblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/20140128_001002.jpg

 

Why do people even bother responding to his threads.

 

Simple...

 

http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mf1-ch3Q7HQWptUITk21IxA.jpg

[desertguy1954]

He may have saved it and used it with the escort that came after Joey left.

[+ Funguy]

kill me now and be done with it!

[+ ArVaGuy]

This is one of the most absurd forum threads I've read in a long time. And ridiculously funny to say the least.

 

Furthermore, a visit to Philadelphia would not be complete without a visit to the Museum of Lost and Pilfered Escort Paraphernalia. I would gladly pay real US dollars for such a unique experience. Philmusc, you might be on to something here.

[Phil_musc]

I've been too busy collecting exhibit items (amazing how guys just leave things behind at my place - the sex just makes them lose their heads;-) )and have allowed the administrative aspects of the museum to fall behind. Sadly, the museum won't be open for business this summer - I missed getting the information into Fodor's and Frommer's guides for inclusion in their next forthcoming editions. I guess I'll just have to resolve to do better in the coming months. Of course I might have to travel to NYC to see that amazingly hot Mykko guy coming in from Europe, and that will certain slow me down.:roll eyes:

 

But hey, Arvaguy, perhaps we could arrange for a private pre-opening show for you.