HOLE-ier than thou

[Guest Starbuck]

Regarding assholes--the body part, not the personality type--I learned from a newsletter received the other day that there's a device that will--I quote--"transform your fuckhole by puffing up your ass lips." For any of the rest of you who didn't know it, apparently, "after a short session with the Intake Ass Sucker, your rectal lips will be engorged and ready to welcome your dude's hard cock. Fucking after sucking your ass can alter the whole (hole) experience. You can pump as heavily or lightly as you want. You can go for just a light puff or for a full on glazed red velvet donut."

 

Hmmm. And a "dude" is going to want to stick his cock (or face) into a hole that looks like a glazed red velvet donut? Who knew?

[rvwnsd]

Regarding assholes--the body part, not the personality type--I learned from a newsletter received the other day that there's a device that will--I quote--"transform your fuckhole by puffing up your ass lips." For any of the rest of you who didn't know it, apparently, "after a short session with the Intake Ass Sucker, your rectal lips will be engorged and ready to welcome your dude's hard cock. Fucking after sucking your ass can alter the whole (hole) experience. You can pump as heavily or lightly as you want. You can go for just a light puff or for a full on glazed red velvet donut."

 

Hmmm. And a "dude" is going to want to stick his cock (or face) into a hole that looks like a glazed red velvet donut? Who knew?

 

A long time ago I played with a guy who liked getting rimmed after using a pump on his hole. Rimming his pumped hole was different, but I wouldn't do it again. It was just weird. The glazed red velvet donut analogy is spot-on.

[Phil_musc]

Oh damn, StarBuck, NOW you tell me this AFTER the holidays are over! This sounds like something to get for the man who ha everything (except ruby red as slips). I hope they make out okay and stay in business, because I'll keep this in mind for next year's stocking stuffer gifts.

[+ friendofsheila]

Regarding assholes--the body part, not the personality type--I learned from a newsletter received the other day that there's a device that will--I quote--"transform your fuckhole by puffing up your ass lips." Who knew?

 

More questions than answers here, for me: Not only is there a DEVICE that does this, there is also a NEWSLETTER that dutifully reports this.