Day Brightener

[Guest ncm2169]

It's a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "About an hour."

 

So the penguin decides to go get some ice cream at the store across the street. When he gets there, the penguin climbs inside the big freezer and starts to eat ice cream. Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch. He jumps out of the freezer and races back to the garage with ice cream all over his face and stomach.

 

He says, "So, how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out, wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."

 

"No, no! I was just eating ice cream!"

 

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[Rick Munroe]

Eeeewwww!!!! (Good one, though.) :+

[VaHawk]

Very funny. Makes up for some of the putrid crap posted today.

Hot twinks, funny jokes, what's next dude?

[Guest ncm2169]

Check out the excerpts from Aaron Lawrence's video descriptions of bare-backing in his vids in another thread. x(

 

That's what's next. It's ugly, IMHO.

[bluenix]

>Check out the excerpts from Aaron Lawrence's video

>descriptions of bare-backing in his vids in another thread. x(

>

>That's what's next. It's ugly, IMHO.

 

Jeebus, you two are delicate flowers, aren't you.

[VaHawk]

And your comment applies to me in what way? I don't believe I made any comments about Aarons vids.

[Flower]

>Jeebus, you two are delicate flowers, aren't you.

 

Flower? Delicate? Take it back RIGHT NOW:+

[Guest ncm2169]

Doesn't apply to you at all. It just happened to be what was on my mind when I read your post asking me, "What's next?" :o

 

Ball's in your court as far as jokes-of-the-day go. Come on, don't be shy. :+

[Guest fukamarine]

>Ball's in your court as far as jokes-of-the-day go. Come on,

>don't be shy. :+

 

Well - for what it's worth, here's the best one I've heard this week (although it's only Wed.)

 

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A man is away from home on a business trip.

 

One evening he phones home to talk to his family and his 5 year old daughter answers the phone.

 

"Hi Honey, it's daddy calling, can I talk to Mommy?" he asks.

 

"Mommy can't come to the phone right now daddy - she's in the bedroom with uncle Frank"

 

"Uncle Frank???" daddy replies - "you don't have an Uncle Frank"

 

"Yes I do daddy - Mommy just introduced him to me"

 

After a pause the man says...... "Well Honey, I want you to go upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and tell your Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway and come back and tell me what Mommy says"

 

"OK Daddy - I'll be back in a minute".

 

When his daughter returns the father askes her what happened.

 

"Well", she replies, Mommy came running out of the bedroom screaming, without any clothes on, and fell over the railing and she landed on the marble floor in the hall. She's bleeding from her head and she's not moving"

 

"Oh my God", said the man - "and what did Uncle Frank do?"

 

"Oh he screamed too, grabbed his clothes in his arms and jumped out the window. I guess he didn't know you had drained the swimming pool because he landed on the bottom and his neck is bent all funny. He isn't moving either"

 

"Swimming pool?" the man says...... "Is this 857-2380?"

 

fukamarine

[Guest gentle guy]

An oldie, courtesy of Roseanne

 

People always think that lesbians hate men.

Why should lesbians hate men?

They don't have to fuck 'em.

 

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