Yikes! I'm about to see my escort and I look like shit!

[whipped guy]

The Plilosophy of Escorting

 

I had a discussion during a cab ride with an EOY runner up from a few years ago regarding how they deal with clients who are seemingly unattractive... at least based on outward appearances. His response was that every person had one aspect of either their appearance. persona, or skills that was outstanding and he would focus on that throughout the session... I was impressed that he would consider personality factors a turn on. He also said that it always worked for him as every individual does indeed have at the very least one aspect about him that is exceptional in one way or the other.

 

It reminded me about the following quote from Emerson:

 

“In my walks, every man I meet is my superior in some way, and in that I learn from him.”

 

That is a philosophy that works for life in general as well...

[bigvalboy]

I had a discussion during a cab ride with an EOY runner up from a few years ago regarding how they deal with clients who are seemingly unattractive... at least based on outward appearances. His response was that every person had one aspect of either their appearance. persona, or skills that was outstanding and he would focus on that throughout the session... I was impressed that he would consider personality factors a turn on. He also said that it always worked for him as every individual does indeed have at the very least one aspect about him that is exceptional in one way or the other.

 

It reminded me about the following quote from Emerson:

 

“In my walks, every man I meet is my superior in some way, and in that I learn from him.”

 

That is a philosophy that works for life in general as well...

 

 

Brilliant....thanks WG.

[Phil_musc]

I suppose if you really feel that your escort will be catching you at - shall we say - less than your perfect best, then might I suggest that lowering the lights (if he is coming to you) might be a good idea, romantic music, candlelight, and all that superficial stuff might be just the ticket to a successful session. Of course you should have washed and douched yourself into a stupor, don't forget to brush your teeth (if you can find one of those tongue scrapers which were the subject of a thread earlier this year, so much the better. One can't be too careful here). Mouthwash would probably be a good idea too. Then someone has already mentioned booze - might I suggest drinking creme de menthe - it will act as a mouthwash in addition to sweetening the encounter. If after all these exhaustive and comprehensive preparations you still feel inadequate to the business task at hand, then bring along extra $$ and offer a healthy tip to assuage your self esteem issues. I find when all else fails, extra money goes a long way to smoothing things out.

[adriano46]

a quote from Emerson:

 

“In my walks, every man I meet is my superior in some way, and in that I learn from him.”

 

That is a philosophy that works for life in general as well...

 

 

I recently met an escort for multiple dates (including an overnight) and this wonderful quote from Emerson sums up how he sees each and every client. He says repeatedly that every encounter for him is a learning experience and he is like a sponge trying to absorb everything. Of course it helps that he is very very sexual for a guy in his 40's, but then too I find more mature escorts are more sexually stimulating because of their years of experience

[bigvalboy]

I recently met an escort for multiple dates (including an overnight) and this wonderful quote from Emerson sums up how he sees each and every client. He says repeatedly that every encounter for him is a learning experience and he is like a sponge trying to absorb everything. Of course it helps that he is very very sexual for a guy in his 40's, but then too I find more mature escorts are more sexually stimulating because of their years of experience

 

Gentlemen, I need to clear something up. I have gotten a couple of PM's plus this post. Everyone seems to be under the impression that the quote from Emerson came from me. It did not. It was originally posted by Whipped Guy. When I went to reference it, I neglected to highlight the quote as part of the post from Whipped Guy, so it looked like it was a quote that I had posted, when in fact it was not. Not a big deal really, but I don't want to be given credit for something that WG originally referenced as part of his post. Just don't want to take anything away from Whipped Guy....

 

And my apologies to WG for the error.....

[whipped guy]

Gentlemen, I need to clear something up. I have gotten a couple of PM's plus this post. Everyone seems to be under the impression that the quote from Emerson came from me. It did not. It was originally posted by Whipped Guy... And my apologies to WG for the error.....

BVB... Well no big deal... but ten good lashes nonetheless...

 

Still, the first time that I read that quote from Emerson it had a profound effect on me and how I viewed my fellow man. It has helped me to be a better person not only in my everyday business activities, but more importantly in my everyday relationships. Yes, everyone is indeed my superior in one way or another, and I certainly have learned much in the process... or should I say that by subscribing to such a philosophy I have learned how to learn from the knowledge and experience of others. In other words, everyone of us is special in one way or another... and that's a nice thought...

[bigvalboy]

BVB... Well no big deal... but ten good lashes nonetheless...

 

Still, the first time that I read that quote from Emerson it had a profound effect on me and how I viewed my fellow man. It has helped me to be a better person not only in my everyday business activities, but more importantly in my everyday relationships. Yes, everyone is indeed my superior in one way or another, and I certainly have learned much in the process... or should I say that by subscribing to such a philosophy I have learned how to learn from the knowledge and experience of others. In other words, everyone of us is special in one way or another... and that's a nice thought...

 

It had the same effect on me today. I remember reading your post and thinking what a brilliant quote from Emerson. I just sat and looked at it for the longest time, and during the day, I would just be driving along and suddenly it would come into my head. For one brief moment in time, I saw things in the world just a little differently today....and that is a good thing.

[+ FreshFluff]

I was going to suggest that, besides work on self esteem, Retin A and HQ can help you look younger. But it sounds like JB has other, more immediate concerns.

[irishjock]

YIKES!!!

 

Why do you suddenly want to be someone else? All your objections require is proper diet, exercise, hair plugs and maybe a little plastic surgery.

 

I am totally doing all of the above if I start to lose my looks LOL... I guess I chose the right coast for vanity!

[robberbaron4u]

Hire a handsome, "hung" stand-in who will make him want to "comp" your next session. . .

[Tighty]

I was going to suggest that, besides work on self esteem, Retin A and HQ can help you look younger. But it sounds like JB has other, more immediate concerns.

 

Sunblock everyday rain or shine!

[+ FreshFluff]

Hire a handsome, "hung" stand-in who will make him want to "comp" your next session. . .

 

Not sure how that would help. Even if he follows through on the second session after he sees the client has changed, you still paid for one session (for the hunk) in order to get that one additional "free" session for yourself. And most likely, the escort would bail on the "comped" session when he finds out the client is a totally different guy. In that case, you paid for one session and got nothing.

[+ FreshFluff]

I am totally doing all of the above if I start to lose my looks LOL... I guess I chose the right coast for vanity!

 

It's better to start before you lose your looks! Never too early to start taking care of your body and your skin. Of course, as an athlete, I assume you're already in good shape.

[irishjock]

In mediocre shape for my sport right now; I have to drop 10 - 15 lbs before February.... which means I have to skip Christmas. Haha. I already have a pre-emptive bottle of rogaine