shock-resistant bra

[+ beethoven]

I saw on CNN that a company is advertising its new shock-resistant bra with the slogan, "Only the balls should bounce."

 

Clever, but I totally disagree. It doesn't matter to me whether a bloke's balls bounce or not, but a babe's bouncing boobs are beautiful to behold! (And alliterative.)

[+ FreshFluff]

Clever, but I totally disagree. It doesn't matter to me whether a bloke's balls bounce or not, but a babe's bouncing boobs are beautiful to behold! (And alliterative.)

 

They're nice to look at, but bouncing boobs are painful for their owner. (My boobs are too small to bounce, but that's what I hear from the bigger busted babes.

 

In any case, all bras are meant to keep the breasts in one place.

[tyro]

Bouncy boobies hurt.

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