today's ad of the week courtesy of backpage Austin

[down_to_business]

Well it doesn't top the axeman from last week, but today's escort ad of the week is a budding poet and so romantic....

 

 

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@ EARLY Morning Special @ Blond/Blue Eyed Baby - 19

 

Posted: Monday, August 19, 2013 4:22 AM

 

 

All you Broke men stay back...

 

I am a Cutie 6'5" Athletic build Blond hair Blue eyes and 19

 

It does'nt matter if your slim or a fattie

 

Come ride on my Big Battie

[instudiocity]

Well it doesn't top the axeman from last week, but today's escort ad of the week is a budding poet and so romantic....

 

 

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@ EARLY Morning Special @ Blond/Blue Eyed Baby - 19

 

Posted: Monday, August 19, 2013 4:22 AM

 

 

All you Broke men stay back...

 

I am a Cutie 6'5" Athletic build Blond hair Blue eyes and 19

 

It does'nt matter if your slim or a fattie

 

Come ride on my Big Battie

Wow, a Battie... like small bat? My Big Small Bat?

Any 19 year old who is 6'5" tall has got to be no bigger around than his batTIE.