Too witty to be real?

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

Be sure to check out the pictures.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=327762

 

Celebrating a birthday?...Watch me stomp all over a cake with your name written on it then lick the frosting off my toes. I take pride in being a non-discriminatory foot master. Whether you're a foot stool, ottoman or pouf, I will park my feet on you and ignore you as I would any other slave. I look forward to having you grovel at my feet.

[Diverdan]

UGG.... no thanks... witty or not... it turned me OFF

[bostonman]

Speaking as a guy with a foot fetish (i.e. his target audience), this ad didn't do it for me either - just not my thing. But I'm sure there are many guys who would want to do just what he describes. (REALLY not sure about the pics of the foot in the crisco can, lol - but, whatever...)