Good Joke I received from a friend - The promise of death

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After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave,

Osama made his way to the pearly gates.

 

There, he was greeted by George Washington.

 

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"

yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

 

Patrick Henry came up from behind. "You wanted

to end America's liberty, so they gave you death!"

Henry punched Osama in the nose.

 

James Madison came next, and said, "This is

why I allowed the government to provide for

the common defense!" He took a sledge hammer

and whacked Osama's knees.

 

Osama was subjected to similar beatings from

John Randolph, James Monroe, and 65 other

men who had the same love for liberty.

 

As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson

hurled him back toward the gate where he was

to be judged.

 

As Osama awaited his journey to his final very

hot destination, he screamed,

"This is not what I was promised!"

 

An angel replied, "I told you there would be

72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"