Redefining Hard Core and Soft core

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Just to "set the table", soft core used to refer to "sexually explicit" material which may contain "butt shots" or "tits"; whereas hard core included frontal nudity, penetration, ejaculation, etc.

 

These old terms just don't cut it in today's world. i.e. you can find "soft core" in music videos, morning soaps, or the latest Pepsi commercial.

 

Therefore, for the good of the common man, henceforth and forever more, let us adopt this new terminonolgy:

 

1. Non-core: Anything that would have been "soft core" by the old definition.

 

2. Sore-core: Basically most of what passed for hard core under the old definition. So named because it left your dick sore from endless jacking with no resolution. Nothing worse than a hot scene ending in a mutual self-jackoff.

 

3. "Holy shit" core: Ejaculation achieved while being sucked, penetrated, or masterbated by another. Ejaculation by ones own hand, regardless of the "foreplay", does not qualify for "Holy Shit Core".

 

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