Truth in Advertising

[Greathands]

Sometimes I just don't understand what guys are thinking. I've noticed two ads lately that caught my eye.

 

The first was an escort who had two pics of their ass up in the air ... but was adamant that he was "strictly top", "total top" and "top only". Really? Your pic seems to say otherwise.

 

The second is a masseur whose pics were all faceless, naked body with erect cock. His ad states that he is strictly legitimate, therapeutic massage only, no touching, etc. Really? Your pic seems to say otherwise.

[Diverdan]

A picture is worth a thousand words IMHO... they want it, they just can't say it !!!!!!!

[btmstudnyc]

Haha...it was TRUTH....

 

The first ad, the Total Top loves to get rimmed "obviously."

The second ad, shows you what you'll be thinking about during the massage but will never get!

 

But in all honesty, It's so hard to post anything these days because guys have such vivid imaginations.

Leather- you have big fetishes of BDSM, ws, and scat

Suit- you are discreet

Naked front- TOP

Naked back- Bottom

Naked showing cock and ass- Versatile

Naked but not showing either- Doesn't Kiss

Headless- Doesn't give head?

Chest only- Nipple wired

 

 

What's your spin on a pic? Please under a thousand words!!!