Announcing the 2nd Annual DC tour of The Fuck House - January 13, 2013

[Diverdan]

I am so bummed that I can't be there.... this will certainly be a historic first, maybe second, since it started last year! Anyway, I know you all will have fun and Dave is such a marvelous host. Have fun, everyone... maybe next year.......

[Dave]

Yep, DiverDan, you will be missed. Mostly by me!

 

[Dave]

The Tour is set! The Demos are set! The Men are set!

 

So we've got One Tour, Six Hot Men, and Seven Demo Scenes. Get ready for some fun!

You'll definitely want to keep your eyes wide open. I've got great men ready to show you all KINDS of stuff.

- See two of them restrained together, while two other 'scorts take control of the situation.

- Watch the best ass eater of the bunch, as he shows off his talents under the rim chair.

- See one of the most elusive escorts in the area get mummified in plastic.

- Watch a hot four-man gangbang scene, too.

Other surprise demos, too (I can't give it ALL away in this post now, can I?)

But I can tell you how they'll start... with a sexy, shaved, tattooed dude, hooded and strapped to my bed, as me and my escort buds work him up to a place he's never been before.

Plan to join us for this once-a-year event! You won't just have fun... you might learn something, too! The whole thing'll last about 90 minutes. It'll be just after the DC luncheon. There's no charge, and drinks will be served.

 

(The Shy and Nervous are warmly welcomed - all you have to do is walk there with others from the Luncheon, and when you enter my place, just keep your eyes open.)

[leigh.bess.toad]

So we've got One Tour, Six Hot Men, and Seven Demo Scenes. Get ready for some fun!

You'll definitely want to keep your eyes wide open. I've got great men ready to show you all KINDS of stuff.

- See two of them restrained together, while two other 'scorts take control of the situation.

- Watch the best ass eater of the bunch, as he shows off his talents under the rim chair.

- See one of the most elusive escorts in the area get mummified in plastic.

- Watch a hot four-man gangbang scene, too.

Other surprise demos, too (I can't give it ALL away in this post now, can I?)

But I can tell you how they'll start... with a sexy, shaved, tattooed dude, hooded and strapped to my bed, as me and my escort buds work him up to a place he's never been before.

Plan to join us for this once-a-year event! You won't just have fun... you might learn something, too! The whole thing'll last about 90 minutes. It'll be just after the DC luncheon. There's no charge, and drinks will be served.

 

(The Shy and Nervous are warmly welcomed - all you have to do is walk there with others from the Luncheon, and when you enter my place, just keep your eyes open.)

 

I assume you have already arranged for the stadium seating, or is this one more thing I need to take care of?

[Dave]

hahaha stadium seating.

 

dont you know everyone is HORIZONTAL in the fuck house?

just kidding.

 

but seriously, if you are attending this, please don't expect to be seated the whole time (unless you are Leigh, he is still post surgery recovery on his leg.) I have limited seating, maybe I will pull some pillows out and once the couches /chairs are full, ppl can sit on cushions on the floor, too.

[+ honcho]

Can't be there (will be a couple or 3 thousand miles away) but the cruise ship recreation direction in me can't help

suggesting that once the couches and chairs are full, there might be some available *laps* [ grin ]

[Diverdan]

GREAT IDEA, Honcho... If I were there, I would definitely prefer a "lap" and I know that I might like to change "laps" once in awhile during the show too! Dave might even consider charging for "lap rights" as I am sure they would all be taken!! Something to think about for next year...