Is Any and Every Question on the Forum Just a Joke to You?

[AdamSmith]

On a quick read-through, some of these sound familiar. Apologies if they've already been done.

 

Bravissimo!

 

But, in light of recent heartfelt threads on the heroic hydraulics of preparing to bottom ... what to do should your escort dare to suggest a meal together after the fling ... and similar soul-wrenching dilemmas, you overlooked the truly burning question:

 

What if, over a shared meal, your escort casually suggests douching together afterward?

 

[jjkrkwood]

Bravissimo!

 

But, in light of recent heartfelt threads on the heroic hydraulics of preparing to bottom ... what to do should your escort dare to suggest a meal together after the fling ... and similar soul-wrenching dilemmas, you overlooked the truly burning question:

 

What if, over a shared meal, your escort casually suggests douching together afterward?

 

 

On the clock or Off ??? :o

[bigvalboy]

 

Did you ever hire your granddaughter's boyfriend?

 

Aaahhhh yes...the ol granddaughter's boyfriend. He was a cutie pie.....and yall know how I like my pie.

[Lookin]

What if, over a shared meal, your escort casually suggests douching together afterward?

 

 

As long as he's not a clock-watcher. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

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[unsub2O17]

Well, now that I know the sort of thing you like, perhaps I can come up with some better posts.

 

A couple handfuls just to see if I'm in the zone:

 

 

 

 

 

Would a suppurating cold sore cause you to cancel an appointment?

 

 

Would you shower with an escort in a roach-infested bathroom?

 

 

If this were your last day on earth, would you hire an escort?

 

 

Have you ever been beaten within an inch of your life?

 

 

Did you ever hire your granddaughter's boyfriend?

 

 

How much would you risk for a little affection?

 

 

Do you find mortification to be a turn-on?

 

 

Free-flowing Flatulence: Friend or Foe?

 

 

Do you take out your teeth on an overnighter?

 

 

Can a psychopath be a great dinner companion?

 

 

Have you ever had an STD that stumped your doctors?

 

 

Is it all right for a client to shave a few decades off his age?

 

 

Would you mind if your escort told you he was born a woman?

 

 

Do you enjoy being with an escort desperate to pay this month's rent?

 

 

Have you ever been caught in a police sting with your picture in the paper?

 

 

 

 

On a quick read-through, some of these sound familiar. Apologies if they've already been done. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

Yes, No, No, No, No, A little, No, Foe, No (trick question), Yes, No (another trick question), No, Don't know, No, No--OK, let's keep going.

[unsub2O17]

On the clock or Off ??? :o

 

Off of course ( and don't you mean cock not clock?). Now back to the original questions.

[unsub2O17]

Bravissimo!

 

But, in light of recent heartfelt threads on the heroic hydraulics of preparing to bottom ... what to do should your escort dare to suggest a meal together after the fling ... and similar soul-wrenching dilemmas, you overlooked the truly burning question:

 

What if, over a shared meal, your escort casually suggests douching together afterward?

 

 

Say "yes", then say "no". This is fun. What's next?

[maxwellissmart]

Say "yes", then say "no". This is fun. What's next?

 

And what rate are you supposed to pay for this post-dinner shared douching? The rate that makes him happy, or the rate that he says makes him happy—but does it really make him happy or is he just pretending to be happy to make you happy?

[unsub2O17]

And what rate are you supposed to pay for this post-dinner shared douching? The rate that makes him happy, or the rate that he says makes him happy—but does it really make him happy or is he just pretending to be happy to make you happy?

 

OK, You got me. I said "no" to the shared douching, but, as for the dinner, just close your eyes, pay his stated rate, and "think of England".

[jjkrkwood]

OK, You got me. I said "no" to the shared douching, but, as for the dinner, just close your eyes, pay his stated rate, and "think of England".

 

Wow, unsub, such progressive thinking. You've cum a long way ! I am sure the escort appreciates the moola much more than your intelligence, charm and wit. But at least you know the members HERE appreciate those things about you. :o