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Bravo this season has premiered a spin off of its Million Dollar Listing franchise from LA with an NYC edition. 3 brokers -- the hot, cocky, straight guy; the over-the-top foreign queen stereotype; the nebbishy Jewish accountant type (to be played by Michael Tucker or Jonah Hill in a movie).

 

So which one turns me? The hot straight guy, of course. Ryan Serhant ... at least 6'3", often seen getting dressed or in the shower in the morning, and always cocky and full of himself but he's also probably acting.

 

I wasn't going to watch this but I'll tune in just to get my rocks off with him each week.

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http://www.bravotv.com/media/imagecache/photo-scaled/photos/milliondollarlistingnyseason1galleryepisode10108.jpg

 

At 6'3", almost as tall as Justy Baylor!

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yeah count me me in on the love fest. I'm slobberrin all over Ryan and his hipriced merchandise. I wish I'd recorded the episode where he told his secretary that his date the night before would be sore for a week.

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yeah count me me in on the love fest. I'm slobberrin all over Ryan and his hipriced merchandise. I wish I'd recorded the episode where he told his secretary that his date the night before would be sore for a week.

 

The epitome of a Caricartured STR8 douchebag..... The 3 of them are cartoons. Guess this makes for good TV ? They are the male version of the Kardashians....

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The epitome of a Caricartured STR8 douchebag..... The 3 of them are cartoons. Guess this makes for good TV ? They are the male version of the Kardashians....

 

I'll agree to disagree with you on that one. The Kardashians are uglier than dog crap. Actually, I just insulted dog crap. They're also boring. Ryan is a doll. Is he a douchebag? Perhaps. I also think he's really putting on an act as well. So who knows. It'll be a nice guilty pleasure for the next few weeks.

 

Not everything can be MAD MEN or GAME OF THRONES.

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I'll agree to disagree with you on that one. The Kardashians are uglier than dog crap. Actually, I just insulted dog crap. They're also boring. Ryan is a doll. Is he a douchebag? Perhaps. I also think he's really putting on an act as well. So who knows. It'll be a nice guilty pleasure for the next few weeks.

 

Not everything can be MAD MEN or GAME OF THRONES.

 

But have you seen Kloehe's cock ? Its HUGE....

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I'm loving this show. I find it alot more entertaining than Selling New York on HGTV. Ryan drives me crazy cause I have a real fetish for hot guys in white shirts,suits and ties and Ryan does it for me.

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The guy is a Grade A "Douche Bag"! As far as looks apparently his Soap Career went nowhere I wonder why :confused:

 

He's no better looking than alot of other Soap Guys which NYC has many of. His comment about "Frederick" a whole other story... being a former Gay Porn Guy was very Douche Bag... BUT I guess Selling NYC needed a quick change from the Boring and not very Pretty Mama and Daughters Team!

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Usually these Str8 Douche-Baggy Metro-Sexual types are one Heineken away from letting a Gay guy suck their dick.... ;)

 

I hope I'm there when he has that one Heineken.

 

I hate Fredrik. Gay porn? I don't even want to see him clothed.

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When is this show on... Is it New York or LA that Ryan is on??

 

I have everything on my DVR scheduled so I actually never know when anything is actually on.

 

Ryan is on Million Dollar Listing New York.

 

He has a pet snake at home which led to the inevitable line when he's on this date with this breasty, cheap blonde ... "why don't you come back to my place and see my snake."

 

I know. Don't say. I still am in lust with him. Doesn't everyone want a hot, cocky straight guy?

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I know. Don't say. I still am in lust with him. Doesn't everyone want a hot, cocky straight guy?

 

Nah, ill just stick with a hot GAY guy with a nice COCK....;)

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Doesn't everyone want a hot, cocky straight guy?

 

I have to say that I prefer my men gay and willing. Not turned at all by turning someone into something that he is not already.

 

Why would I try to weasel myself into someone's pants if there are so many other perfectly hot and willing guys that are dying to get it?

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Anyone catch this show the oher night? The wallstreet trader with the kangaroo? Forget the kangaroo and look at the guys arms! Major hunk.

 

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Definitely so! I'm sure he's turning alot of heads in Manhattan. Is he Gay I'm Voting Yes! Will he get past ANY Co-Op Boards? Maybe in Brooklyn!

 

Ryan definitely relates to his Snake...But his Minstrel Show with the guitar was idiotic!

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Definitely so! I'm sure he's turning alot of heads in Manhattan. Is he Gay I'm Voting Yes! Will he get past ANY Co-Op Boards? Maybe in Brooklyn!

 

Ryan definitely relates to his Snake...But his Minstrel Show with the guitar was idiotic!

 

All I noticed about the guy with the kangaroo was that he had the personality of a stalk of celery. Nothing going on. The eyes were blank. That body would interest me for about 30 minutes. Then what would I do?

 

Ryan was SO HOT in this episode. We even got to see him in bed, shirtless, reading to his snake while it ate a live mouse. It was priceless.

He is the hottest guy on TV .... I'm totally smitten. A friend of mine engaged him on twitter and he sent her a candid photo. If I could figure out how to post it here I would do so!

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This article says Ryan is Openly Gay? Not on this show! :confused: Ya gotta Luv these phoney Reality Shows. If they weren't so cheap to Produce we might even get a real one...

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All I noticed about the guy with the kangaroo was that he had the personality of a stalk of celery. Nothing going on. The eyes were blank. That body would interest me for about 30 minutes. Then what would I do?

 

The wallaby is cute. You could play with it for at least half an hour.

 

Ryan was SO HOT in this episode. We even got to see him in bed, shirtless, reading to his snake while it ate a live mouse. It was priceless.

He is the hottest guy on TV .... I'm totally smitten. A friend of mine engaged him on twitter and he sent her a candid photo. If I could figure out how to post it here I would do so!

 

Depending on your phone and carrier, you might be able to forward it to your email. Then you could save it on your computer and upload it.

 

Carriers don't always mention that you can send an SMS to an email address, but several of them do. It won't show up as an option, you just have to type in the email address where you would normally enter the phone number.

 

Or you might be able to save it in your phone's photo gallery and then attach it to email you send to yourself.

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It was e-mailed to me but I have no idea how to upload it here. This isn't a user-friendly place to upload. Most places involve once click. Can't figure that out here.

 

I doubt Ryan is gay but if he is ...good for him ... and good for us. His history, according to a friend of his I know, is dating women. So who knows. Or cares?

 

This week he was so SUPER HOT I practically wet myself. He hired models for a shoot (he was far hotter than any of the women or men) and we got to see him in a couple tight t-shirts and tight pants. He looked STUNNING.

 

It's nice to have a new obsession!

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