Tuition Assistance Available

[maxwellissmart]

You've scraped up the courage, scraped up the dough, and taken Dave's online class about ramping up your client game. And now—your escort-client relationship COULDN'T BE BETTER!!

 

Now for the first time... address those secondary, less important and naggingly inconvenient man-to-man relationships (boyfriend, life-partner, husband, roommate) that are keeping you and your esteem down IN THE DUMPS by taking one of THESE FABULOUS NEW COURSES offered online, by text, or by email from BeSmartLikeMax™ University!

 

Choose from one of the following:

 

Load The Fucking Dishwasher Properly

Take Out The Fucking Garbage Without Fucking Spilling It Everywhere

There Is More Than One Person Who Uses This Fucking Bathroom, Not Just You

Can You Not Fucking Finish Anything? (Lecture only, no lab)

...and more!

 

You'll learn REAL WORLD SKILLS that any fifth grader knows about

—Organization

—Responsibility

—Not Getting Stabbed To Death By Your Roommate or Partner

—Staying In That Relationship That Was So Important To You In The Beginning When You Weren't A Fucking Pig

...and more!

 

 

Okay, I feel better now.

[+ Archer]

 

Choose from one of the following:

 

Load The Fucking Dishwasher Properly

Take Out The Fucking Garbage Without Fucking Spilling It Everywhere

There Is More Than One Person Who Uses This Fucking Bathroom, Not Just You

Can You Not Fucking Finish Anything? (Lecture only, no lab)

...and more!

 

You'll learn REAL WORLD SKILLS that any fifth grader knows about

—Organization

—Responsibility

—Not Getting Stabbed To Death By Your Roommate or Partner

—Staying In That Relationship That Was So Important To You In The Beginning When You Weren't A Fucking Pig

...and more!

 

 

Okay, I feel better now.

 

Growing up in a house with six women ( 3 sisters, mother, and 2 grandmothers), I learned these things early in life. But thanks for the offer:)

[bigvalboy]

Well Max, really interested in your course, but I will need that 'Tuition Assistance' that you mentioned. You can 'Wire Transfer' the money or use Western Union or Fed ex. Just do what you feel most comfortable with, 'Direct Deposit' maybe, or do you just want to meet a Starbucks.......Sorry, couldn't resist that one.

 

BTW..love what you post, I think you are hilarious, wish you were out here in SoCal.

 

Best for now, BVB

[maxwellissmart]

Well Max, really interested in your course, but I will need that 'Tuition Assistance' that you mentioned. You can 'Wire Transfer' the money or use Western Union or Fed ex. Just do what you feel most comfortable with, 'Direct Deposit' maybe, or do you just want to meet a Starbucks.......Sorry, couldn't resist that one.

 

BTW..love what you post, I think you are hilarious, wish you were out here in SoCal.

 

Best for now, BVB

 

Now see, your usage of prior post material shows you were listening and makes you that much sexier.

 

It's too bad Harlow & Co. are in jail—they would have been good for my current roommate situation.

[bigvalboy]

Now see, your usage of prior post material shows you were listening and makes you that much sexier.

 

It's too bad Harlow & Co. are in jail—they would have been good for my current roommate situation.

 

I am always listening!! LOL......Seriously though, any travel plans? I think you would do well in any destination that you choose. I think you are one of the sexiest guys on the M-F. I love your no nonsense approach to clients who are basically 'Brain Dead'

 

Best for now, BVB

[maxwellissmart]

I am always listening!! LOL......Seriously though, any travel plans? I think you would do well in any destination that you chose.

 

There are SO many places I have yet to go in CA—I would like to do some traveling this coming year if I can scrape together the money and the free time.

[bigvalboy]

There are SO many places I have yet to go in CA—I would like to do some traveling this coming year if I can scrape together the money and the free time.

 

Well I would be willing to hire you for a hour long session. Can you fly out here for that?..... (now see, that was suppose to be funny) ok I will stop now. Seriously, anytime you are in LA or Fort Lauderdale, just give me a shout out and I will make sure that we hook up...

 

Best, BVB

[Guest JackF]

Hey maxwell, if I meet you at the corner store, Home Depot, Wally World, etc. with a CD full of nude photos, will you give me some money? I'd really appreciate the tuition assistance!

[maxwellissmart]

Hey maxwell, if I meet you at the corner store, Home Depot, Wally World, etc. with a CD full of nude photos, will you give me some money? I'd really appreciate the tuition assistance!

 

It would upset my wife. You know, the one back in Nigeria.

[maxwellissmart]

Well I would be willing to hire you for a hour long session. Can you fly out here for that?..... (now see, that was suppose to be funny) ok I will stop now. Seriously, anytime you are in LA or Fort Lauderdale, just give me a shout out and I will make sure that we hook up...

 

Best, BVB

 

Between this post, Jack's below, and Gcursor going on about his Sedaris-like experience with his cousin Gremolata, my sides are hurting from laughing.

[Guest JackF]

Between this post, Jack's below, and Gcursor going on about his Sedaris-like experience with his cousin Gremolata, my sides are hurting from laughing.

 

I have 900 million US $$ in your name, good sir. Please send your full name, birthday, phone number, mailing address, account number, bank name, and social security info.

 

If you have any questions, call/mail me @

King Siderius Alakaingin Le Thoeruisa, His Majesty

6969 SW 69th Avenue

Uganda, Africa, 901289-29493

+69 893 - 699 - 6969

 

Thank you good sir, have a nice day.

[bigvalboy]

LOL LOL LOL Jack that shit is out of control.....Damn funny stuff!!!

[bigvalboy]

That's ok..I'm Bi-Sexual, I'll take pictures of her to.

[Guest JackF]

LOL LOL LOL Jack that shit is out of control.....Damn funny stuff!!!

 

 

Damn, you didn't buy it?!?!?! I guess your reaction to my post is the way 99.9999% of Americans seem to respond to those ridiculous emails, however it still amazes me that there are people that still buy that kind of stuff. I guess the better word would be: "sad". Oh well, at least we all get a kick out of it!!!!! hahaha

[bigvalboy]

Damn, you didn't buy it?!?!?! I guess your reaction to my post is the way 99.9999% of Americans seem to respond to those ridiculous emails, however it still amazes me that there are people that still buy that kind of stuff. I guess the better word would be: "sad". Oh well, at least we all get a kick out of it!!!!! hahaha

 

Hey Max and Jack....Many Thanks for the LAUGHS this afternoon...gotta run out for awhile, but I will be smiling to myself for the rest of the day.;-)